I'm bored and still kind of drunk. Tell me something.
2006-10-13 20:42:32 · 2 answers · asked by Too Cool For Me 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Mr Smith lives in a retirement home. Today the nurse came into his room and found him very depressed. She asked him, What's wrong Mr Smith, you look so sad?"
Mr Smith replied, "My penis died today" The nurse told him she was sorry and left the room.
The next day when the nurse got to work Mr Smith was walking the halls with his penis hanging out in full view. She hurried up to him and asked him, Mr Smith what are you doing?
Mr Smith said, "Well remember what I told you yesterday?
The nurse replied , "yes"
Mr Smith said, "Well today is the viewing"
2006-10-13 20:50:36 · answer #1 · answered by easinclair 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't u just love it when they go down on u! They stay down 4 awhile and just when u get used 2 it they come back up! DAMN GAS PRICES!
2006-10-14 04:00:06 · answer #2 · answered by nana 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋