Entertainment & Music - 13 October 2006

i made a bet with my Teacher telling him that **Yahoo answers has the greatest bunch of ppl who care about eachother,,as soon as u post a question they will answer you to solve your problem !!!!**
he told me no way!!!
i told him i will get more than 50 answers in one day
so plz answer anything
i have to send him the link of this site in 7 hours exactly
thanks for your help

2006-10-13 21:42:00 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-13 21:41:23 · 1 answers · asked by HEY boo boo 6 in Polls & Surveys

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
you'd better have a good hand."

Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately
doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."

Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."

Lynn Lavner

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

Camille Paglia

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The
other eight are unimportant."

George Burns

"Women might be able to
fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."

Sharon Stone

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."

Tiger Woods

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****."

Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he
lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."

Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a
sense of humor)

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip
out a man's genitals through his wallet."

Robin Williams

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."

Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more
comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front
of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course,
men are just grateful."

Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"

Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because
men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked'."

Jerry Seinfeld

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a
penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

Robin Williams

"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who
ties up whom."

Joan Rivers

"Sex is one of the most wholesome,
beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."

Steve Martin

" You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little
things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay
good money for in later life."

Elmo Phillips

" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."

Oscar Wilde

" It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."

George Burns

2006-10-13 21:41:19 · 14 answers · asked by Linda 3 in Jokes & Riddles

If so,do you think it will be the same now that Jason Wahler won't be returning for a second season?What do you think about LC dating Brody Jenner?

2006-10-13 21:39:25 · 9 answers · asked by Celebrity girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 21:38:31 · 15 answers · asked by Darkcrow 2 in Polls & Surveys

if yes, who?.r she is Emma Watson? bcause i heard that they has a special relationship.i think that just a gossips.what r u think.and one questions please.r Aaron Cartor still with Hilary Duff??

2006-10-13 21:38:22 · 6 answers · asked by miss arif 2 in Celebrities

2006-10-13 21:38:14 · 9 answers · asked by Too Cool For Me 4 in Other - Entertainment

If so,who is your favorite character and why?

2006-10-13 21:37:31 · 11 answers · asked by Celebrity girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

if you put 50 red sox and 50 blue sox in a bag, how many do you have to draw out to make a pair?

2006-10-13 21:35:11 · 11 answers · asked by angel76 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-13 21:34:44 · 6 answers · asked by HEY boo boo 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 21:34:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-10-13 21:30:04 · 10 answers · asked by Hey Polly 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 21:29:38 · 20 answers · asked by nicemanvery 7 in Polls & Surveys

Mine was the sixties! I loved that era for its music and fashion. ;-)

2006-10-13 21:26:36 · 14 answers · asked by fairydust 2 in Music

2006-10-13 21:25:10 · 20 answers · asked by Hey Polly 5 in Polls & Surveys

I enjoy listening to the shipping forecast although i've no idea what your man's talking about. do you?

2006-10-13 21:24:06 · 15 answers · asked by spurtreynolds 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-13 21:23:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 21:20:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting read to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on the river bank below.

He thought to himself, "Life isn't so bad after all," and got off the railing.

He then walked down to the river bank to thank the little man for saving his life.

"Thank you," he said. "I was going to jump off that bridge and kill myself, but when I saw you dancing even though you have no arms, I changed my mind."

"Dancing? I'm not dancing!" the armless man replied bitterly...
"My asshole itches, and I can't scratch it!"

2006-10-13 21:20:18 · 11 answers · asked by Linda 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-13 21:17:17 · 11 answers · asked by HEY boo boo 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 21:15:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

.....NAME 5 AT LEAST....UP TO 9..."SHOW ME WHAT U LIKE".

2006-10-13 21:15:01 · 11 answers · asked by Carlos 1 in Music

Who'd win?

2006-10-13 21:14:54 · 11 answers · asked by gerbil31603 5 in Celebrities

After watching it, I really had to rethink my political ideas. Even though they were jokes, he made some strong points. You could tell that he even ment some of them.

2006-10-13 21:14:19 · 2 answers · asked by Too Cool For Me 4 in Other - Entertainment

Some have a conception that being a virgan means you're successful with young women. Do you all thinki it's correct?
My wife was born on 25th June. What's her sign and do we both click when it comes to our marriage? We love each other but i want to know whether we wud match...tks in advance for your replies....

2006-10-13 21:14:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

My daughter likes coloring sketches and watching comedies and cartoons which can make her laugh, reading stories.
Any sites where I can download and print these for free.

2006-10-13 21:13:34 · 10 answers · asked by Crazy Boy 1 in Comics & Animation

A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer and dryer, but there was no price listed on them. He asked the sales person "How much are the washer and dryer?"

"Five dollars for both of them," the salesman said.
"Yeah right, you've got to be kidding me!" the man replied sarcastically.
"No, that's the price," the salesman said, "Do you want to buy them or not?"
"Yeah, I'll take them!" the customer responded.

He continued to look around and saw a car stereo system with a detachable face cassette player, a CD changer, amplifier, speakers, and subwoofers. "How much?" he asked.

"Five dollars for the system," the salesman answered.
"Is it stolen?" the guy asks.
"No," said the salesman, "It's brand new, do you want it or not?"
"Sure," the customer replied. He looked around some more.

Next he found a top of the line computer with printer and monitor. "How much?"
"Five dollars," was the familiar response.
"I'll take that too!" the man said.

As the salesperson is ringing up the purchases, the man asked him,
"Why are your prices so cheap?"

The salesman said, "Well, the owner of the store is at my house right now with my wife.
What he's doing to her, I'm doing to his business!"

2006-10-13 21:13:10 · 8 answers · asked by Linda 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-13 21:11:48 · 4 answers · asked by HEY boo boo 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 21:07:44 · 9 answers · asked by HEY boo boo 6 in Polls & Surveys

The movie that made you cry, made you laugh and made your day!

2006-10-13 21:07:28 · 28 answers · asked by tux.deux 1 in Movies