A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting read to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on the river bank below.
He thought to himself, "Life isn't so bad after all," and got off the railing.
He then walked down to the river bank to thank the little man for saving his life.
"Thank you," he said. "I was going to jump off that bridge and kill myself, but when I saw you dancing even though you have no arms, I changed my mind."
"Dancing? I'm not dancing!" the armless man replied bitterly...
"My asshole itches, and I can't scratch it!"
2006-10-13 21:20:18 · 11 answers · asked by Linda 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
REALLY FUNNY SHITT!!!!
LOVED IT!!!
I GIVE IT 10/10
2006-10-14 00:26:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats gross. Eww, I can Imagine that.. Not pretty. Funny, Yes. Pretty, No.
2006-10-14 06:03:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Boring.
Zzz
2006-10-14 04:22:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Hahaha. I found it funny.
2006-10-14 08:11:04 · answer #4 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I didnt even smile
2006-10-14 04:25:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol very funny
2006-10-14 13:20:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before. small ha ha :-/
2006-10-14 04:23:59 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ROTFLMAO!!!!
I needed a good laugh...
2006-10-14 04:25:12 · answer #8 · answered by Cat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
having worms is not funny.... it is serious.....
2006-10-14 04:22:19 · answer #9 · answered by i like fried chicken 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
ew...loL!
2006-10-14 04:58:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋