Love the Little Old Ladies.......roflol?

Question

Sunday's sermon: "Forgive Your Enemies"
>
> Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of you
> have forgiven your enemies?"
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> 80% held up their hands.
>
> The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time,
> except one small elderly lady.
>
> "Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
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> "I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.
>
> "Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
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> "Ninety-eight." she replied.
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> "Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us all how
> a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the
world?"
>
> The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the
> congregation, and said: "I outlived the b*tches."

Answer 1

Hahaha!!lol lol hehehe

Answer 2

Very Funny Joke!

Answer 3

i heard a matching comedian tale, different than with a pastor traveling an old woman in a nursing homestead and he or she has a bowl of peanuts on her table. he finally ends up eating all of them, yet she tells him that's ok, she in basic terms likes the chocolate on the exterior.

Answer 4

good u have gave many jokes ...good take again fropm me some....


Preeto was virgin and was going out on a date with Banta for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. So, the grandmother says sit here and let me tell you about those young boys.
He is going to try to kiss you, you are going to like that but, don`t let him do that. He is going to try to feel your breast, you are going to like that but, don`t let him do that.He is going to try to put his hand between your legs , you are going to like that but, don`t let him do that.
But most important, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that but, don`t let him do that, it will disgrace the family.
With that bit of advise, Preeto went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.
So, the next day she told her grandmother that her date went just like she said. But she said "grandmother I didn`t let him disgrace the family. When he tried I turned over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."
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Donald Duck and Minnie Mouse were up in a hotel room and decided that they wanted to have sex.

Well, the first thing Minnie asks is, "Do you have a condom?"

Donald says, "No."

Minnie tells Donald that if he doesn't get a condom that they can't have sex and suggests Donald that he go buy a condom. She says that may be they sell them at the front desk.

Donald proceeds to go downstairs and gets to the front desk. He asks the hotel clerk if they sell condoms.

The clerk says, "Yes we do" and pulls one out from under the desk and give it to Donald.

The clerk asks, "Would you like me to put that on your bill?"

Donald says, "NO! WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, SOME KIND OF PERVERT?"
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• Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty & when a woman becomes naughty.... she becomes rich.


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Answer 5

SO0o0O0O0o0O0O0O0O0 Cute!!!

Answer 6

lol very funny

Answer 7

HAHAHA we shud all try to do that

Answer 8

whaoo

Answer 9

what's with the arrows?

Answer 10

lmao thats great you just keep getting better thanks for the laugh