Two men, one a elderly pastor, Rev. Smith and a reckless cab driver, Mike, died in the same exact second. Mike arrives first and Saint Peter welcomes him. "Hello Mike," Peter says, "Welcome to heaven. You have the golden halo, the golden slippers and the golden staff. You are on level 7." Mike takes his stuff and goes on his way. The Rev. Smith comes next. "Ah, Reverend!" St. Peter says, "Welcome to heaven. You have the plastic halo, the leather slippers and the PVC pipe staff. You are on level 2." The Rev. Smith is shocked. "HEY! I am a man of God! Why did that punk get better stuff than me?!" St. Peter sighs and rolls his eyes. "Rev. Smith, when you preached, everyone fell asleep. When Mike drove, everyone prayed for their souls."
2006-10-13
12:30:15
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