Two men, one a elderly pastor, Rev. Smith and a reckless cab driver, Mike, died in the same exact second. Mike arrives first and Saint Peter welcomes him. "Hello Mike," Peter says, "Welcome to heaven. You have the golden halo, the golden slippers and the golden staff. You are on level 7." Mike takes his stuff and goes on his way. The Rev. Smith comes next. "Ah, Reverend!" St. Peter says, "Welcome to heaven. You have the plastic halo, the leather slippers and the PVC pipe staff. You are on level 2." The Rev. Smith is shocked. "HEY! I am a man of God! Why did that punk get better stuff than me?!" St. Peter sighs and rolls his eyes. "Rev. Smith, when you preached, everyone fell asleep. When Mike drove, everyone prayed for their souls."
2006-10-13 12:30:15 · 16 answers · asked by Sir Nigel 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW!!! That was even funnier than the other one!!! I am litterally almost on the floor laughing!!
2006-10-13 12:32:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
2
2006-10-13 20:16:10 · answer #2 · answered by tearsnomore2005 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heh Heh!
2006-10-13 19:40:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just can't breathe from all the laughing.
2006-10-13 19:49:40 · answer #4 · answered by rere 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wheres the jke in that?
2006-10-13 19:44:54 · answer #5 · answered by Little Mark 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
can u come up with other jokes that doesn't include certain religions
2006-10-13 20:11:37 · answer #6 · answered by Chris brown misses 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wowowowowow funny
2006-10-13 20:00:23 · answer #7 · answered by micho 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-10-13 19:47:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-10-13 19:43:21 · answer #9 · answered by volleyball_chic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke
2006-10-14 03:59:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋