A old, weathered cowboy and a young, fresh cowpoke are in a saloon. The cowpoke has no money and the cowboy has a big bowl of chili in front of him. They sit for 20 minutes sitting and doing nothing. The cowboy still has the untouched chili and the cowpoke is still broke and hungry. The cowpoke finally picks up the courage to ask the cowboy "Hey pardner, if ya ain't gonna eat that chili, mind if I have it?" Cowboy shrugs and shoves the chili to the cowpoke. The cowpoke digs into it and around 7/8 of the way through, he finds a dead rat in it! He screams "Holy ****!!!!" and pukes it all up into the bowl again. Cowboy nods and goes "Yep, got that far too."
2006-10-13
12:19:54
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