A old, weathered cowboy and a young, fresh cowpoke are in a saloon. The cowpoke has no money and the cowboy has a big bowl of chili in front of him. They sit for 20 minutes sitting and doing nothing. The cowboy still has the untouched chili and the cowpoke is still broke and hungry. The cowpoke finally picks up the courage to ask the cowboy "Hey pardner, if ya ain't gonna eat that chili, mind if I have it?" Cowboy shrugs and shoves the chili to the cowpoke. The cowpoke digs into it and around 7/8 of the way through, he finds a dead rat in it! He screams "Holy ****!!!!" and pukes it all up into the bowl again. Cowboy nods and goes "Yep, got that far too."
2006-10-13 12:19:54 · 17 answers · asked by Sir Nigel 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ewww! Yuck! Tee Hee Hee! ^_^ I'll rate this a 10!
2006-10-13 12:25:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i'm going to fee it as 5/10. A cop pulls over a motor vehicle load of nuns. The cop says, "Sister, it somewhat is a fifty 5 MPH highway. Why are you going so sluggish?" The Sister replies, "Sir, I observed an excellent form of symptoms that pronounced 40-one, no longer fifty 5." The cop solutions, "Oh, Sister, that's no longer the value shrink, it somewhat is the call of the line you're on!" The Sister says, "Oh! stupid me! thank you for letting me understand. i'm going to be extra careful." At this factor, the cop seems in the backseat the place the different nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's incorrect which incorporate your pals back there? they're shaking something damaging." The Sister solutions, "Oh, we only have been given off highway one hundred and one."
2016-12-08 14:21:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Foul
2006-10-13 12:23:08 · answer #3 · answered by BeautifulDevil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As Paris Hilton would say That's hot.
2006-10-13 12:23:36 · answer #4 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome but gross i give it a 10
2006-10-13 12:39:14 · answer #5 · answered by D21 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this would be a 7 seven out of ten.
2006-10-13 12:49:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I'm swinging between an 8 and 8.5. Grotesque, yet strangely satisfying..........
2006-10-13 12:59:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ewwwwwwwwww hahaa good one i rate it a 8.5 out of 10
2006-10-13 12:46:39 · answer #8 · answered by volleyball_chic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before....give it a 5
2006-10-13 13:14:19 · answer #9 · answered by tearsnomore2005 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one is a bit gross.
2006-10-13 20:28:18 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋