Entertainment & Music - 13 October 2006

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A Louisiana Katrina evacuee walks into the local Texas welfare office
for his monthly check. He marches straight up to the counter and says,
"Hi. You know, I just HATE coming in here drawing welfare month after
month, since I left New Orleans . I'd really much rather have a job".


The Texas social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who
wants a chauffeur-bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have
to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to
escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom
apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."



The Louisiana guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"



The Texas social worker replies, "Yeah, well, you started it."

2006-10-13 12:56:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

http://www.vons.com
http://www.kissonline.com
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KISS_(band)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_and_Roll_All_Nite

2006-10-13 12:55:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-13 12:54:48 · 7 answers · asked by BlackHearted 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 12:54:21 · 7 answers · asked by on the last day 2 in Polls & Surveys

He turns up at 6.30 am and askes the boss what do you want me to do, boss says today you will work in supplies, ok china man says and went off, later the boss went looking for the china man and couldnt find him anywhere, he began to worry at 8.00pm and sent out a search team, they went all over the mine looking for him, when all of a suden the china man jumps out of an old tram shouting out " supplies supplies"

2006-10-13 12:54:00 · 11 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Jokes & Riddles

When i use to go to movies in Vancouver I use to see him all the time. We obviously have similar taste

2006-10-13 12:54:00 · 10 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

person who enjoys casinos do you play the slots or the tables

2006-10-13 12:53:36 · 10 answers · asked by evian 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 12:52:51 · 15 answers · asked by BlackHearted 2 in Polls & Surveys

Am I the only one sick of pressure from people who don't want to spend even a moment trying to interpret a complicated syntax? I'm no expert on grammar, let alone communication, and I know some statements I make can be too complicated, but is it too much to expect that more than a few people will have immersed themselves even a bit in different literary, etc., styles, and have the education and experience to not respond to me with a look of confusion, as if I asked them to untie the Gordian Knot?

Screw plain speak until I want to speak as such.

Am I really asking too much?

2006-10-13 12:52:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Take up to 7 gueses (Put them in 1-7 order. Best is 1 Last best is 7.). Then add the lyrics for the top one.

The person who has my favorite song highest (#1) number wins the 'best answer' reward.

2006-10-13 12:52:13 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I have green eyes, and long curly hair, i am mixed with mexican and white. My husband and i got invited to a halloween party,but I don't know what to dress up in because i am insecure about my weight, 200lbs, so i know that i can't dress sexy even if i want too i'm not ugly i'm just a little heavy, what would u do?what would u dress up in? if u looked like me?

2006-10-13 12:51:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

in front of the fireplace?

2006-10-13 12:50:59 · 29 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I went to the school were he was filming 21 jump street and saw him. I had a high school crush on him, good thing I got over it.

2006-10-13 12:50:49 · 12 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 12:49:56 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

but the mailman said i couldnt go in the mailbox, aint that some crap?

2006-10-13 12:49:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-13 12:49:27 · 10 answers · asked by no 4 in Polls & Surveys

will ask:

"what are you doing tonight?"

on yahoo! answers?

2006-10-13 12:49:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 12:48:04 · 16 answers · asked by on the last day 2 in Polls & Surveys

should stay on project runway
cause if he gets kicked off
i swear i am going to kill someone
i dont really think jeffrey would cheat
but i hate laura now

2006-10-13 12:47:57 · 8 answers · asked by brimfulothe 1 in Television

bonfires & skinny dipping...???

2006-10-13 12:47:37 · 28 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 12:45:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

ithink it would be "where do babies come from?"
lol thats what i think the hardest question what about u?

2006-10-13 12:45:19 · 22 answers · asked by BlackHearted 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-13 12:44:36 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-13 12:43:49 · 41 answers · asked by Aut 1 in Celebrities

What i mean is. is there a movie that might of went over the top in storyline, Crossed barriers, questioned certain Taboos.
example the film crash about people who get turned on by car crashes. Do you ask yourself what goes through a directors mind when doing a film like that. Are they good or Bad

2006-10-13 12:42:56 · 51 answers · asked by El Greco 2 in Movies

or does there need to be two?

2006-10-13 12:41:59 · 10 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

An religious old man is on his deathbed and having last requests being made. He tells his wife, "Honey, gimme my lawyer and accountant." She calls the two men and they rush in the room. "Ya, waddya want? I'm missin' a meeting here." The accountant says. "Accountant, stand to my left. Lawyer, stand to my right. Now I can die in peace." The lawyer scratches his head and asks why. The old man answers, "This way, I can die like the Lord Jesus Christ- in between two criminals."


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2006-10-13 12:41:59 · 27 answers · asked by Sir Nigel 6 in Jokes & Riddles

To "Step Back" and "Anything", please? :]

2006-10-13 12:41:18 · 1 answers · asked by Lannasaurus Rex 2 in Music

2006-10-13 12:41:00 · 16 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 in Polls & Surveys

I offered to be of service to him and he dissed me.

2006-10-13 12:40:58 · 40 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys