An religious old man is on his deathbed and having last requests being made. He tells his wife, "Honey, gimme my lawyer and accountant." She calls the two men and they rush in the room. "Ya, waddya want? I'm missin' a meeting here." The accountant says. "Accountant, stand to my left. Lawyer, stand to my right. Now I can die in peace." The lawyer scratches his head and asks why. The old man answers, "This way, I can die like the Lord Jesus Christ- in between two criminals."
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2006-10-13 12:41:59 · 27 answers · asked by Sir Nigel 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. You know I said the tag line to get people to read my jokes.
2. I didn't give up my day job.
3. I'm a Christian. Don't say I'm dissing the Christian religion.
4. I want to be a lawyer when I graduate, so chill, please.
2006-10-13 12:48:37 · update #1
funny! Ha! Ha!
I hope you don't give up your day job! but maybe it is funnier in person!
2006-10-13 12:45:03 · answer #1 · answered by kat_lucas60 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well now I did not know CPAs had sunk so low. Oh well Lawyers deserve company like misery loves company
2006-10-13 19:56:26 · answer #2 · answered by barrettins 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a lawyer, I can say I heard it before!! It wasn't really fatally funny then either.
2006-10-13 19:46:41 · answer #3 · answered by Pete 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's as bad as this one..................
2 flies in the airing cupboard, which 1 is in the army?
The 1 on the TANK!
2006-10-13 19:45:44 · answer #4 · answered by jizzi 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute haha, but no falling down laughing.
2006-10-13 19:45:45 · answer #5 · answered by mld m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny enough but not one of the best.
2006-10-13 19:45:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it
2006-10-14 00:25:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny to me but I suppose there are those who love it.
2006-10-13 19:54:45 · answer #8 · answered by GodsServant4Ever 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?
A hooker will stop screwing you when you die.
2006-10-13 20:01:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
:-( not funny at all. Real offending to my religion and my mom is an accountant.
2006-10-13 19:45:35 · answer #10 · answered by Punk of Christ 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋