do you like this one?
A Louisiana Katrina evacuee walks into the local Texas welfare office
for his monthly check. He marches straight up to the counter and says,
"Hi. You know, I just HATE coming in here drawing welfare month after
month, since I left New Orleans . I'd really much rather have a job".
The Texas social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who
wants a chauffeur-bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have
to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to
escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom
apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The Louisiana guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"
The Texas social worker replies, "Yeah, well, you started it."
2006-10-13 12:56:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sungs, get the fck over it , its a joke, thats why its in the joke section
2006-10-13 13:02:27 · update #1
lol good one and don't worry about the katrina ***** sayin somethin bout it i live in louisiana and am very upset at the way people behaved during and after that stupid *** storm that everyone still talks about here and the stupid *** 'refugess' deserve alot worse than a few jokes being made about them but thats just my thoughts on the sitchie
2006-10-13 14:30:48 · answer #1 · answered by cuthbert 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Really really bad taste. Couldn't you have just made it a life long habitual welfare recipient. Your going to get an awful lot of flack back on the Katrina issue, and you deserve it.
2006-10-13 20:06:24 · answer #2 · answered by mld m 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agreewith mld_m on the katrina thing....but it was a great joke besides
2006-10-13 20:10:09 · answer #3 · answered by tearsnomore2005 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm naive. I didn't realize there were so many ignorant people in the world. Punk.
2006-10-13 20:01:47 · answer #4 · answered by Cori 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's a good one
did you think that one up yourself
I loved it
but I thought you were going to say he said NO to all that work!
smile
be happy
2006-10-13 20:01:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
as a Katrina survivor...that's just wrong....that could have been just a plain person doing the same thing...getting the same results...
2006-10-13 19:59:26 · answer #6 · answered by Chocolate_Bunny 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
wow
2006-10-13 19:59:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe nice one!! =)
2006-10-13 20:12:56 · answer #8 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!
Classic.
2006-10-13 19:58:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is TOO cruel.
2006-10-13 19:58:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋