paddy englishman paddy irishman and paddy scotsman were in a hot air balloon, paddy englishman licks his thumb sticks it over the side smells it and says "we are passing over london right now". "how can you tell that?" the other two ask amazed, "i know that smell of smog anywhere." a while later paddy scotsman licks his thumb sticks it out and smells it "we are passing over aberdeen right now." "how can you tell?" they ask, "i'd know the smell of heather anywhere." More time passes when paddy irishman licks his thumb, sticks it out "I don't even need to smell my thumb to tell ya we're passing over ballymun (really rundown, rough part of dublin) right now," "how's that paddy?" "me fecking watch is gone!"
2006-10-13
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