paddy englishman paddy irishman and paddy scotsman were in a hot air balloon, paddy englishman licks his thumb sticks it over the side smells it and says "we are passing over london right now". "how can you tell that?" the other two ask amazed, "i know that smell of smog anywhere." a while later paddy scotsman licks his thumb sticks it out and smells it "we are passing over aberdeen right now." "how can you tell?" they ask, "i'd know the smell of heather anywhere." More time passes when paddy irishman licks his thumb, sticks it out "I don't even need to smell my thumb to tell ya we're passing over ballymun (really rundown, rough part of dublin) right now," "how's that paddy?" "me fecking watch is gone!"
2006-10-13 13:15:55 · 11 answers · asked by Trina 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Actually ONE, just for your general info, these jokes are years and years old and they traditionally start Paddy englishman paddy irishman paddy scotsman.
Source: I am Irish....
2006-10-13 13:35:21 · update #1
Lol.
Oh! and for the Paddy people, give us a break its a joke, have a laugh.
2006-10-13 18:10:22 · answer #1 · answered by smithy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Trina, that could so have been a good joke, but you fcuked it up.
The Irishman is a Paddy.
Unless you are talking about him, leave the paddy bit out.
The same joke is v good when talking about Scousers.
They are the poor ppl from Liverpool.
God bless them.
2006-10-13 13:23:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
'Paddy' is the slang for an Irishman (according to me anyway)...
so even if the joke was funny you lost me on the 'paddy' Englishman... & 'paddy' Scotsman.
Sorry:)
PS Unless they were all called Patrick of course...
2006-10-13 13:32:19 · answer #3 · answered by Mr Crusty 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was just told that joke not too long ago! the only difference were the characters and their respective cities. They were an American, a Frenchman and a Brazilian.
2006-10-13 13:18:26 · answer #4 · answered by kimberleibenton 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh
2006-10-13 13:19:57 · answer #5 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yeah there's nowhere quite as dodgy as Ballymun!
2006-10-14 03:24:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard it but funny lol
2006-10-13 22:06:26 · answer #7 · answered by flowerpot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-13 13:21:56 · answer #8 · answered by Smart_Guy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, not Bad!!!!
2006-10-13 13:24:24 · answer #9 · answered by anreyes0201 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehee
2006-10-13 13:16:46 · answer #10 · answered by FLOYD 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋