If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met!
My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
2006-10-09
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