If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met!
My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
2006-10-09 10:55:25 · 9 answers · asked by cheeks the slick 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe... how do you managed to survive in this crazy world???
... =)
2006-10-09 11:05:13 · answer #1 · answered by L!LO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Mr. Dangerfield, I presume? LOL.
Have a great evening, and thanks for the laughs.
2006-10-11 08:50:37 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that is you all over.
2006-10-09 10:59:23 · answer #3 · answered by Pooks 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need a hug.
<-O->
This is me hugging u!
2006-10-09 12:39:01 · answer #4 · answered by jrodr2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
asdf jkl;
2006-10-09 11:14:05 · answer #5 · answered by rae 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha you're a funny ***
2006-10-09 11:01:41 · answer #6 · answered by pcdo_universe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's pretty cool if you ask me
2006-10-09 10:57:56 · answer #7 · answered by purpleplaid87 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny. : )
2006-10-09 10:58:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-09 10:56:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋