Entertainment & Music - 6 October 2006

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 second and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"


The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile." Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"

The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of his profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up with?
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds "...think hard before giving me a stupid answer."

The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm...the suspect wears contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer...wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.

"Wow! I can't believe it...it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."

2006-10-06 12:09:10 · 30 answers · asked by hlpz76 4 in Jokes & Riddles

What would you do all day except for sleep???

2006-10-06 12:08:42 · 24 answers · asked by Itisme 2 in Polls & Surveys

I think yes because no has their carisma and fan base. Kiss Army forever!!!

2006-10-06 12:08:35 · 9 answers · asked by rje316 3 in Music

i over cooked my chicken what should i do?

2006-10-06 12:08:25 · 11 answers · asked by what is the good word? 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I have always wondered this: If he were sitting on a nuclear bomb when it went off, would he die even though his head wasn't cut off by another Highlander?

2006-10-06 12:08:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Wake from your sleep
My children, your childhood years are gone
Wake from your sleep
Fated children, your rest if gone

Arise!
Search!
Go the the true garden
The garden of spring's truth

With fiery truth burn the evils of this world
With fiery truth light the darkness of the world
Farewell children
The day has died.


do you like final fantasy?

My Twisted Reality...

2006-10-06 12:07:20 · 7 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

this is a puzzle u got 2 count the reds..can any1 help its wrecking my head,
FRED`S FAVOURITE
COLOUR IS RED,HE
LIVESI N REDDITCH,
HAS 12 RED SHOES,
4 RED LADDERS AND
ALWAYS CATCHES THE
NUMBER 62 RED BUS

15 years ago i had the answer when we were given it in a lesson @ junior skool buggered if i can recall 1hour ago. can anyone help me please

2006-10-06 12:07:09 · 42 answers · asked by BeanyBitch 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-06 12:07:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-06 12:06:56 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

She truly has zero talent and looks like a drag queen with that square chin and hint of Adam's apple. I am not trying to be cute or funny....I am serious.....and truly don't get it. I am concerned for the intellect of the public. What is the DEAL????

2006-10-06 12:06:36 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

(Question destinée aux internautes de Q/R Royaume-Uni).

2006-10-06 12:05:28 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

If there were ten cats on a boat and one jumped off how many are left. Why?

2006-10-06 12:04:57 · 19 answers · asked by iluvsoftball 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-06 12:04:44 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The song on step up, 'show me the money' is a good song and i'm wondering what the lyrics are. is it:

show off that body you got
you got that dance floor so hot

or

show of that body you got
you got them dance clothes so hot

or

show of that body you got
you got that dance flow so hot

???

please help!!! its a very big problem that needs to be solved!!!! help!!

2006-10-06 12:04:36 · 2 answers · asked by sacto_sis 1 in Music

What do you call a Chinese girl with one leg shorter than the other?

2006-10-06 12:04:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-06 12:04:06 · 8 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-06 12:03:34 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

nah, no, not even close or kinda, or yeah... or VERY?

2006-10-06 12:02:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly and a baseball ball.
:]

2006-10-06 12:01:41 · 12 answers · asked by ufwef73esdd 2 in Music

2006-10-06 12:01:12 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ok does any1 know becuz i dont believe it but all my friends keep saying he is so please tell me!!

2006-10-06 12:01:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

It can be new or old... it doesn't matter. I'm just curious. Thanks!

2006-10-06 12:00:55 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Amira♥ 1 in Music

do you love them?

2006-10-06 12:00:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I received a message via email from The Dead.
It read:
**** you - you stupid ******. I hate your stupid ******* comments and lame jokes. You ******* *******! Suck a **** you piece of dog ****.


Is that really how the dead speak? I'm confused! I don't know what '*' means! Help!

2006-10-06 11:59:58 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-06 11:59:05 · 15 answers · asked by kalamibe 2 in Movies

If so, in what way, and how do you know this?

2006-10-06 11:58:42 · 9 answers · asked by Republican!!! 5 in Horoscopes

http://hullphotos.org/albums/album13/IMG_5704.sized.jpg

How old do I look in that picture^?
That pic was taken last year for my nephews 1st birthday.
I'm 27 now,so I was 26 then.How old do i look?

2006-10-06 11:57:53 · 27 answers · asked by MandaPandaXoX 1 in Polls & Surveys

what type of music do you like and whos a really great artist. be specific. like emo or gangsta rap.

i need to fill up my mp3.......

2006-10-06 11:57:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

rate yourself on a scale of 1-10 on your personality then looks

2006-10-06 11:57:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and my question is, is Caesar in Gladiator the first Albus Dumbledore, or even the second? His voice just sounds soooo familiar........... 10 pts to first CORRECT answer.....

2006-10-06 11:56:26 · 7 answers · asked by noonie1104 3 in Movies