A priest, a pastor, and a local fisherman were out fishing on a lake. Suddenly, the priest says, "Oops, I'm out of bait. I'll be right back." He hops out of the boat, and, much to the fisherman's shock, walks across the surface of the water to the shore, grabs some bait, and walks back the same way. A few minutes later, the pastor says, "Oh, dear, my line broke. I'll be right back." Just like the priest, he skims over the water, gets a spare line, and skims back. By now, the fisherman is thinking, "Hey, i guess this whole Jesus thing is real." When the fisherman lost his hook in a fish, he thinks, "I'm gonna walk on water, too." He takes on step out of the boat and, much to his dismay, falls smack into the water. Then, the priest turns to the pastor and says, "You think we should have told him where the rocks were?"
2006-10-06
12:17:41
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