A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 second and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his profile." Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of his profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up with?
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds "...think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm...the suspect wears contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer...wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it...it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
2006-10-06 12:09:10 · 30 answers · asked by hlpz76 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL..i didnt see that coming.
good one!
2006-10-06 12:32:02 · answer #1 · answered by ♥☻karma☻♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny but here's 2 ok this girl is at a party and mets this anthor girl and say isn't your ring on the wrong finger and she says yes it is but I married the worong man!
The anthor one is there is a man a wife and 10 children and they are waiting for the bus and a blind man comes and joins them and when the bus gets there there is no room for the man or the blind man just the wife and 10 children so the man and blind guy decide to walk and then since the bling man has a walking stick and when there half way there the sound of the walking stck and the ground tapping on it gets annoying fro the man and he says CAN"T YOU PUT RUBBER ON THAT STICK???? And the blind man says WELL IF YOU PUT RUBBER ON YOUR STICK WE WOULD OF GONE ON THE BUS!!!!!!!! Do u get it????? FUNNY!!!!
2006-10-06 12:18:37 · answer #2 · answered by Applebomb 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
its alright.
It would be easy to catch a guy with one eye and one ear. and of course he wears contacts. HE ONLY HAS 1 EYE!! AND 1 EAR!!
You tell me. How could he wear normal glasses??
2006-10-06 13:13:43 · answer #3 · answered by nickkap1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Umm, quite interesting.
2006-10-06 12:26:07 · answer #4 · answered by Webballs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it's funny. Very funny. I think I'm going to use that one.
2006-10-06 12:11:56 · answer #5 · answered by Eric T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny made me laugh
2006-10-06 12:11:50 · answer #6 · answered by Desi & Dani's Mommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before but it still cracks me up!
2006-10-06 12:11:29 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
leave it up to a blonde
2006-10-06 12:33:44 · answer #8 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but its a good one! :D ...I'm so glad I'm not blonde I dont think I could take this constant abuse! :P
2006-10-06 12:12:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha!
should have seen that one coming.
2006-10-06 12:11:06 · answer #10 · answered by Iaean 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋