If you do, here are some excellent ways to get them all to yourself:
(for guys this is only for number 2)
1) Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May I borrow a highlighter?"
2)Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3)Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise
4)Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5)Drop a marble on the floor and say, "Oh No!! My glass eye!!"
6)Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7)Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa!" Easy boy !!"
2006-09-28
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