Why dont you use public restrooms?

Question

If you do, here are some excellent ways to get them all to yourself:

(for guys this is only for number 2)

1) Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May I borrow a highlighter?"

2)Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3)Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise

4)Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5)Drop a marble on the floor and say, "Oh No!! My glass eye!!"

6)Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.

7)Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa!" Easy boy !!"

8)Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your "Cross-Dressors Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visiable the adjacent stall.

9) Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

I need a number 10! please submit ideas!

Answer 1

rotflmoa..Here are some I thought of: I just did my own list of 10..enjoy!

1. **Oh, sh*t I didn't make it again..that darn diarrhea..oh and that color

2. **teach your kids to look under the stalls and encourage them with praise to do so

3. **say "now where did pa put that corn cob..I don't see it in my purse..now what?"

4. **strain and grunt a lot

5. **say did you know I read you can catch herpes and all kinds of parasites from using public toilets to noone in particular

6. critique the farts and classify them

7. *OMG--there's worms in these stools..on man..I never seen anything like that..hey, I'll have this stall empty in a minute.

8. ** same as number 7 but add "do you want to look at these suckers?"

9. **just steal all the toilet paper

10. **smear some dog doo on the handles of the stlls..that should definitely work

Thanks for the post it was fun..well, off to try some of these.

Answer 2

I've read this one somewhere.

Put some chocolate syrup on your hands while inside a stall then put your hands under the next stall ask for more toilet paper

Answer 3

After peeking on the bottom, maybe do so over the top, so they'd feel doubly insecure. But I suppose one would have to weigh all of these efforts vs. the reward of getting room all to one's self.

Also, if it was a big guy who didn't have much of a sense of humor it could get unpleasant.

Answer 4

u'v posted quite a few things today, all of which r rather funny :) and have kept me well amused lol

make a loads of farting sounds, screaming 'oh jesus' etc in between, and an 'oh lord' at the end for effect
then:
get a bar of chocolate, rub it in ur hands so its slightly melted, then smear it over the walls and toilet seat. then wen u leave, sigh 'oh dear look wat mess iv made and leave

Answer 5

Top marks - especially the cantaloupe - I`m off to the greengrocer right now!

Answer 6

Oh my gosh, where do yo come up with this stuff, you are hysterical. How 'bout getting your foot wet when you flush and say, "Wow, I really had to go."

Answer 7

This is so funny.
9)Bring velcro making sounds with it and ask the person next to you if they wet themselves too.

Answer 8

if your a guy, say "oh, thanks goodness I am not pregnant". Ask the guy in the next stall for a tampon.

real cute avatar and name , how are Tim and Jill doing?

Answer 9

10) oh man, and the doctor said the sex change surgery would have no ill affects

Answer 10

funny