Entertainment & Music - 26 September 2006

a man was in a bad accident and his 'manhood' was mangled and torn from his body...
doctor assured him that with modern medical science, he could be restored, but his insurance wouldn't cover it, as it was 'cosmetic' surgery.
$3500 for small,
$6000 for medium,
$15000 for large.
he called his wife and explained the situation.
doctor came back in and saw the man looking quite sad.
"well, have you decided?'
the man answered...
"she'd rather remodel the kitchen"! ;-(

2006-09-26 16:58:24 · 10 answers · asked by dwh 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Swim with the sharks or dance with the wolves?

2006-09-26 16:58:13 · 18 answers · asked by Ad Just 4 in Polls & Surveys

I think they need to find better 'stars'. I really like Mario Lopez, Emmit Smith and Joey Lawrence, that little Monique Girl is good, too, but Jerry Springer, Vivica Fox and Willa Ford (How innapropriate was that pink hot pants outfit?)?

2006-09-26 16:57:54 · 7 answers · asked by Nicki Lee 6 in Polls & Surveys

A farmer has a small boat to carry his stuff in.
He can only cross the stream to (get home) with 1 item in it at a time.

He has with him:
1. A Lion
2. A Goat
3. A bag of Potatoes

If left together, the Lion will eat the Goat!
And the Goat will eat the potatoes if they are left alone!

How does he cross the stream, taking only one item at a time????

2006-09-26 16:57:43 · 16 answers · asked by afrodyzyak 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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2006-09-26 16:56:56 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I missed Gilmore Girls tonight and I need to watch it!!

2006-09-26 16:56:27 · 3 answers · asked by gappgirl33 1 in Television

2006-09-26 16:55:56 · 10 answers · asked by justme 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-26 16:55:47 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-26 16:55:04 · 29 answers · asked by warriorwoman 1 in Movies

Two morons were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would
reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over his shoulder
or nail it in. The other nut, figuring this was worth looking into, asked,
"Why are you throwing those nails away?"
The first explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed toward me, I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward the house, then I nail it in!"The second moron got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! The nails pointed toward you aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"

2006-09-26 16:54:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-26 16:54:43 · 12 answers · asked by soundlady 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-26 16:54:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Please!!!! I need alot of suggestions.

2006-09-26 16:54:14 · 6 answers · asked by Brandon R 2 in Other - Entertainment

I'm looking for the movies not the games. And please no yes or no answers. Please give me a list.

2006-09-26 16:53:50 · 3 answers · asked by Sweet T 2 in Movies

Specifically, I need to know what the nut width is, and whether it has narrow string spacing or wide string spacing.

2006-09-26 16:53:48 · 1 answers · asked by jahshuwuh 1 in Music

2006-09-26 16:52:59 · 11 answers · asked by bposekany 1 in Movies

you can't have both, just one or the other

2006-09-26 16:52:57 · 13 answers · asked by chris 1 in Polls & Surveys

tangible means it can be touched.

2006-09-26 16:52:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

how do u agree with the y/a community guide?

2006-09-26 16:52:10 · 11 answers · asked by Luck charge 4 in Polls & Surveys

A. go to sleep
B. pass out

2006-09-26 16:51:16 · 16 answers · asked by I'm_gonna_bite_you 1 in Polls & Surveys

Is there a name or term for this?

Like Tabloid Skank or something like that?

2006-09-26 16:50:49 · 13 answers · asked by 6th Finger 2 in Celebrities

2006-09-26 16:50:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This is the first time this has happened to me. What to do? Sigh. lol

2006-09-26 16:49:57 · 14 answers · asked by ~SSIRREN~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-26 16:49:37 · 14 answers · asked by justme 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-26 16:49:16 · 20 answers · asked by snitchnot 1 in Polls & Surveys

I think it's disgustingly self-serving and she is starting to look like Michael Jackson. Why can't women humbly accept their age and exhibit natural beauty? Men do not think she is attractive ... she is artificial and she is starting to look scary. Everyone knows she will soon be a senior citizen. Why does she want to make men barf when they look at her fakeness?

2006-09-26 16:49:02 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-09-26 16:48:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

that I can't get enough of?

2006-09-26 16:48:38 · 8 answers · asked by Ad Just 4 in Polls & Surveys

Ive heard many Americans make jokes out of war and other countries suffering. Just wondering if there are any good ones out there about 9/11.
Cheers.
Remember guys, its just a joke.

2006-09-26 16:48:13 · 22 answers · asked by Game Theorist 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-26 16:48:01 · 26 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys