Entertainment & Music - 26 September 2006

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home.

As he was walking unsteadily along, a policeman stopped him.

"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer.

"I'm going to a lecture." the man said.

"And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked.

"My wife," said the man.

2006-09-26 17:13:29 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-26 17:13:07 · 11 answers · asked by sweet_leaf 7 in Music

A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar, when the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face.
The best man says, “
Hey man, I know you’re happy to be getting married, but what’s up? You look so excited.”

The groom replies, “I just had the best bl@w j@b I have ever had in my entire life and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me.”

The bride comes walking down the aisle and she, too, has the biggest, brightest smile on her face. The maid of honor notices this and says, “I know you’re happy to be getting married, but what’s up? You look so excited.”

The bride replies, “I have just given the last bl@w j@b of my entire life!”

2006-09-26 17:12:38 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Well there both aliens and want to destroy the Earth.

2006-09-26 17:11:24 · 12 answers · asked by battalion_dude 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-09-26 17:11:11 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

People getting away with showing spread beaver shots, others that don't deserve it being reported, some are quitting mysteriously, and couples splitting up. Has Chicken Boy been busy with the Voodoo?

2006-09-26 17:11:10 · 17 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-26 17:11:01 · 5 answers · asked by bowser 1 in Comics & Animation

I need to write a paper on it for school.

2006-09-26 17:10:42 · 8 answers · asked by uroffside 1 in Music

choose your poison.

2006-09-26 17:10:38 · 9 answers · asked by Ad Just 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-26 17:09:52 · 10 answers · asked by sweet_leaf 7 in Television

I love them because_____________

2006-09-26 17:08:41 · 9 answers · asked by MotherNature 3 in Television

2006-09-26 17:08:29 · 15 answers · asked by fefe 4 in Television

what this song called?i like it and don't know how it goes.its something about a club.i've seen the video before and it showed people dancing in a basement and then a black kid joins and dances hommie style.so anyone know the name of the song please?

2006-09-26 17:07:52 · 8 answers · asked by ElEgAnTFiShIe 1 in Music

2006-09-26 17:07:04 · 9 answers · asked by krzeamy 1 in Horoscopes

2006-09-26 17:06:09 · 10 answers · asked by BEAUTY 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-09-26 17:06:03 · 18 answers · asked by justme 4 in Polls & Surveys

I always get my hair caught in windows and my eyeglasses. And it's not even that long (barely mid-back)!

2006-09-26 17:05:35 · 19 answers · asked by Nicki Lee 6 in Polls & Surveys

Ok....at first, I didn't want to watch this a second time around, but I started watching last night and couldn't stop!! I just watch it to laugh at all the drama and because I'm curious to see who he eliminates. Who do you think he will choose? I know that the only reason he is keeping Krazy and NY is because he knows he can get some from them, and because they keep the drama going. I really hope he chooses Deelisious because she is the only one out of those 3 that are keeping it real. I liked Bootz, but she wasn't about to give it up, which I applaud her for. Who do you want him to choose?

2006-09-26 17:04:44 · 13 answers · asked by ?~GotLove~? 5 in Television

2006-09-26 17:03:56 · 28 answers · asked by iluvhipos 3 in Movies

mine is "How Rude"

2006-09-26 17:03:09 · 25 answers · asked by ihatetaylorgunn 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-26 17:02:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

She is not a BABE or a CHICK; she is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER; she is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

She is not EASY; she is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

She is not DUMB; she is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

She has not BEEN AROUND; she is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

She is not an AIR HEAD; she is REALITY IMPAIRED.

She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY; she gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

She is not HORNY; she is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS; she is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

She does not NAG YOU; she becomes ORALLY REPETITIVE.

She is not a SLUT; she is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

She is not a TWO BIT WHORE; she is a LOW COST PROVIDER

2006-09-26 17:02:28 · 7 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

have you heard of-----hinder,faktion,drowning pool,18 vision

2006-09-26 17:01:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-26 17:01:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

mine was in the pressroom at a newspaper, but it didn't pay crap.

2006-09-26 17:01:12 · 17 answers · asked by snitchnot 1 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know when the season starts?

2006-09-26 16:59:58 · 19 answers · asked by Carol H 5 in Music

2006-09-26 16:59:01 · 4 answers · asked by Mrs. Fuzzy Bottoms 7 in Movies

2006-09-26 16:59:00 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What is your favorite? Up until Tarzan I'd say would be considered the animated classics. I enjoy The Little Mermaid, and Beauty and the Beast as the more modern ones. I like Sleeping Beauty. That's my favorite for the Classic ones. What do you all think?

2006-09-26 16:58:48 · 39 answers · asked by JarlinFo 1 in Movies

GIRLS!!

2006-09-26 16:58:40 · 30 answers · asked by justme 4 in Polls & Surveys