A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar, when the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face.
The best man says, “
Hey man, I know you’re happy to be getting married, but what’s up? You look so excited.”
The groom replies, “I just had the best bl@w j@b I have ever had in my entire life and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me.”
The bride comes walking down the aisle and she, too, has the biggest, brightest smile on her face. The maid of honor notices this and says, “I know you’re happy to be getting married, but what’s up? You look so excited.”
The bride replies, “I have just given the last bl@w j@b of my entire life!”
2006-09-26 17:12:38 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh no! ladytobusytotalknow must not give bl@w j@bs.. thats ok she is 40 and old and must not understand the joke.. its ok hon... :-) have a nice day anywho
2006-09-26 17:36:13 · update #1
OK IM MARRIED AND THAT WAS SOO FUNNY THKS
2006-09-26 19:37:08 · answer #1 · answered by halieysmom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, that is not genuine. each marriage is a distinctive mix of the two human beings in touch. Any marriage is barely as solid as: a million. clever picking for inner maximum traits on your potential companion, 2. your man or woman emotional adulthood, or the fee with which you will discover ways to handle your man or woman emotions without blaming your companion, 3. your honor, honesty, integrity, empathy, and dedication to engaged on the marriage, 4. your means to not positioned YOUR desires first, and 5 an understanding that marriage is the toughest undertaking you will ever do, yet like the rest, the better the fee, the better the "fee ticket". each thing in life has a cost (oftentimes the "fee" is the attempt this is needed), and the better the fee, the greater effective the "prize". in actual actuality that purely 12.5% of all married couples have the talents and the persistence to make their marriage artwork. that isn't the fault of marriage ... that's the fault of those attempting to make a marriage artwork. All marriages bypass by way of a chain of ranges. the 1st point, the honeymoon point sounds like a superb dream, even though it dissolves around 3 years. the superb point, at approximately 15-20 years, is the mature companionate love, and the couple relaxes with one yet another and discover genuine intimacy, attractiveness, entertainment and mutual help. I easily have considered a number of those couples. in actuality, one in each of them is my in-regulations, who I easily have widely used and been around considering the fact that 1974. Their love is incredible, even though it took them a protracted time to get to it ... by potential of the time I got here on the scene, that they had already gotten there ... I easily have watched their love for 40 years now. and that they don't seem to be the only couple I easily have observed like this. yet, confident, maximum individuals decide on the incorrect companions, and then ARE the incorrect companion themselves. and that they lack persistence and don't discover out a thank you to stay with their very own emotions. that is not tha fault of marriage. once I see human beings featuring, I passionately desire that they are going to discover their way for the time of the twists and thickets of married life, and pa out on the different area loving one yet another dearly. It occurs.
2016-12-18 17:44:02 · answer #2 · answered by satornino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh hello, just trippin by tonight...this IS funny. How many married couples will answer you honestly? LOL
2006-09-26 17:19:09 · answer #3 · answered by John L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That`s the way it goes! Poor guy no more bl@w jab after marriage....
2006-09-26 17:16:33 · answer #4 · answered by Carol H 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny but id give it a couple years then she'll do it only if he buys her something then it will be only on special occasions and then when she really thinks about how gross it is she'll never do it again
2006-09-26 17:20:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny I laughed my butt off.
2006-09-26 17:15:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
very funny
2006-09-26 17:18:25 · answer #7 · answered by smartsuman2k1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a stupid joke and it don't mean anything.
2006-09-26 17:23:18 · answer #8 · answered by Busy Lady 2010 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oldie but goodie.
2006-09-26 17:15:46 · answer #9 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this is funny. poor guy. and i think nobody answers you
^_^ thanks for the laugh
2006-09-26 17:29:04 · answer #10 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋