She is not a BABE or a CHICK; she is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER; she is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
She is not EASY; she is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
She is not DUMB; she is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
She has not BEEN AROUND; she is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
She is not an AIR HEAD; she is REALITY IMPAIRED.
She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY; she gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
She is not HORNY; she is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS; she is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
She does not NAG YOU; she becomes ORALLY REPETITIVE.
She is not a SLUT; she is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
She is not a TWO BIT WHORE; she is a LOW COST PROVIDER
2006-09-26 17:02:28 · 7 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I am screaming with laughter! Stop please stop.
2006-09-27 20:29:23 · answer #1 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um-Hum. Typical male! Call'em like you see'um !! LOL. LOL. LOL.
J/K.
Have a great evening/day!
2006-09-27 11:36:53 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And don't forget, she is not a tramp but a woman of negotiable virtue
2006-09-26 17:06:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol. Nice thinking.
2006-09-27 14:03:44 · answer #4 · answered by Edward 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-09-26 17:14:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
**** politicaly correctnes
2006-09-27 02:31:11 · answer #6 · answered by padreperson1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Could this be a prostitute....
2006-09-26 17:13:31 · answer #7 · answered by Carol H 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋