Two morons were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would
reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over his shoulder
or nail it in. The other nut, figuring this was worth looking into, asked,
"Why are you throwing those nails away?"
The first explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed toward me, I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward the house, then I nail it in!"The second moron got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! The nails pointed toward you aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"
2006-09-26 16:54:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is a funny one.
Thanks.
2006-09-27 13:03:35 · answer #1 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
G-evening, oh lots of nails on the floor lemme wear a safety shoe :-)
2006-09-27 00:44:20 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol... I hate it when I get defective nails
2006-09-26 23:59:03 · answer #3 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Now pick up all thes nails and get started on the other side!! I'll go and try and get your pants out of the Belt Sander..
2006-09-27 00:34:44 · answer #4 · answered by hyperactivesleep 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhh, that is another I can take to work...in the construction field. Thanx you're pretty sharp! LOL
2006-09-27 01:24:35 · answer #5 · answered by John L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Morning...........L4A, it 9.30 AM here in India.
a good joke to start the day with.....lol
2006-09-27 00:00:50 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's soooooo wrong!!! LOL. LOL. LOL.
Poor, poor guys!! LOL.
2006-09-27 18:42:34 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-09-26 23:58:49 · answer #8 · answered by krzeamy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL THATNKS FOR THE LAUGH
2006-09-27 02:38:31 · answer #9 · answered by halieysmom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are these guys BLONDE or what????
Dee Dee Dee!!!!
2006-09-27 14:03:13 · answer #10 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋