a man was in a bad accident and his 'manhood' was mangled and torn from his body...
doctor assured him that with modern medical science, he could be restored, but his insurance wouldn't cover it, as it was 'cosmetic' surgery.
$3500 for small,
$6000 for medium,
$15000 for large.
he called his wife and explained the situation.
doctor came back in and saw the man looking quite sad.
"well, have you decided?'
the man answered...
"she'd rather remodel the kitchen"! ;-(
2006-09-26 16:58:24 · 10 answers · asked by dwh 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's sad and funny at the same time.
2006-09-26 17:00:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
More cabinet space. I lost out to a salt shaker?
2006-09-27 00:00:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It did get a giggle outta me cause I know some women out there would say that!
2006-09-27 00:01:29 · answer #3 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahahahaha lol...thats a sad, sad, funny story
2006-09-27 00:28:20 · answer #4 · answered by legionmober 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I felt sorry for the guy.
2006-09-27 00:10:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i feel sorry for the guy
too bad :(
2006-09-27 00:09:33 · answer #6 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...thanks for sharing : - )
2006-09-27 00:01:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor guy! LOL. LOL.
2006-09-27 18:40:04 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha..........a cool and hilarious one.........hahahah
2006-09-27 00:02:23 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-09-27 00:34:40 · answer #10 · answered by tan t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋