Entertainment & Music - 26 September 2006

2006-09-26 01:09:39 · 18 answers · asked by ********************* 1 in Polls & Surveys

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".

Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1: Introduces him/her self.
A2: Walks home.

Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?
A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead.

Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A: Her feet!

Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets.

Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blow/job.

Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A: Because her boyfriend was also blond!

Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
A: She liked to be filled with cream.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Co*ck'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-co*ck'll-doooo."

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?
A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men.

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.

Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men.
A: Their heels.

Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A: She picks up her purse and goes home.

Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde?
A: 3 feet tall, no teeth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.

Q: Why do blondes have vaginas?
A: So guys will talk to them at parties.

Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants.

Q: Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod...

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball. Submitted

2006-09-26 01:09:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

44 degrees here....brrrrr. I'm so not ready for this.......

2006-09-26 01:08:39 · 28 answers · asked by badgurl 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-26 01:08:38 · 11 answers · asked by ********************* 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-26 01:08:29 · 10 answers · asked by anna 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-26 01:08:18 · 9 answers · asked by phantom 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-26 01:07:58 · 8 answers · asked by Eric Inri 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-26 01:07:33 · 10 answers · asked by Sachin B 1 in Other - Entertainment

Or are they doing a good job

2006-09-26 01:07:16 · 2 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

♫ And yet you know it well?

2006-09-26 01:06:48 · 8 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

"Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen... but, if you know them, like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin me everything. I know you know where they are, so tell me before I do some damage you won't walk away from. "

2006-09-26 01:06:37 · 10 answers · asked by firefly 4 in Movies

2006-09-26 01:06:19 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm just curious...

2006-09-26 01:05:25 · 8 answers · asked by Buzzard 7 in Celebrities

2006-09-26 01:05:05 · 32 answers · asked by G 1 in Television

2006-09-26 01:04:48 · 14 answers · asked by buffy Fan 2 in Television

2006-09-26 01:04:47 · 14 answers · asked by billy bob-joli 1 in Television

2006-09-26 01:03:40 · 21 answers · asked by G 1 in Movies

sometimes a movie can be life changing because they make you think what if? The butterfly effect was like that for me because it made me think twice before making any decisions. what movie did something for you and why?

2006-09-26 01:03:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-09-26 01:01:26 · 16 answers · asked by hairy balls s 2 in Music

And when you were a teenager?

And later?

And now?

Which ones you miss the most and would like to see back? Or do you think their place in in your past?

Which countries produce the best series and TV shows, in your opinion, and which are some examples of the best shows, from these countries?

Thank you for sharing and have a wonderful day! :)

2006-09-26 01:00:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-09-26 00:59:42 · 4 answers · asked by Ian N 1 in Music

2006-09-26 00:58:58 · 10 answers · asked by imhere20032001 1 in Television

Is it hard on the digestive system? Kinda like swallowing your gum...

2006-09-26 00:57:05 · 30 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

Yes if your a fan, your gonna know of the gas masks with spikes that were used in the music video "illuminati" Any one know were I could get one lol

2006-09-26 00:56:39 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I saw it when I was really young I don't know what its called or who stars in it. But I'd really like to see it again
What I do know is that it's about a young man with cancer who hires a nurse to look after him when he's ill from chemotherapy. And he's really not very nice to her but then suprise suprise, they fall in love.
Does anyone have ANY clue what film this is?

2006-09-26 00:55:57 · 17 answers · asked by sarah 1 in Movies

2006-09-26 00:55:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

please note: I didn't put this in History section because unfortunately, the history section gets less visitors

2006-09-26 00:54:20 · 6 answers · asked by karkondrite 4 in Polls & Surveys

"Ricky lost one of his legs and became choosy."

Tell me how is it possible?

2006-09-26 00:53:08 · 21 answers · asked by AbraCaDabra 1 in Jokes & Riddles

month and day...closest wins!!!!

2006-09-26 00:50:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-26 00:50:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television