Entertainment & Music - 22 September 2006

2006-09-22 07:41:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have Land of Confusion by Disturbed stuck in my head since i woke up and listening to the song woun't even get it out of my head...What can I do?

2006-09-22 07:41:06 · 26 answers · asked by Perfectly Flawed 5 in Music

I don't need no guru to tell me what to do
When your feeling like a headline on
Yesterday's news

2006-09-22 07:40:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-22 07:40:40 · 11 answers · asked by Nicki Lee 6 in Polls & Surveys

this is the last joke for now...

Marge was in bed with a man (not her husband). All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. "Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going to do?"

"Just stay in bed with me. He's probably so drunk; he isn’t going to notice you here with me." The fear of getting caught trying to escape was more powerful than the thought of getting caught in bed with Marge, so he trusted her advice.

Sure enough, Marge's husband came crawling into bed and as he pulled the covers over him, he pulled the blankets, exposing six feet.

"Honey!" he yelled. "What the hell is going on? I see six feet at the end of the bed!"

"Dear, you're so drunk, you can't count. If you don't believe me, count them again."

The husband got out of bed,
and counted.
"One, two, three, and four... By gosh, you're right, dear!"


well thats all for today!!! bye everybody! :)

2006-09-22 07:40:40 · 7 answers · asked by BrainCracker 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-22 07:40:28 · 8 answers · asked by slsmjr 1 in Movies

2006-09-22 07:39:39 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Can anybody tell the difference between the white tribe and the Latino tribe? Nobody on that show looks latino ,except maybe Billy. Which was the latino tribe ,cause I really don't know? I'm sorry, but every latino/mexican I've seen has atleast a slight spanish accent. Also, Does anybody else agree they should have built 4 tribes with autual people from that country. Like, Latinos who live in mexico and speak no English and Blacks from Africa , Asians from Asia and whites from The US. What do you think about that?

2006-09-22 07:39:23 · 9 answers · asked by ski26er 2 in Television

When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was
attracted to him, and during her questions about his life,
she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he
replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I
will show you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothes and lay down on the
ground. "Here," she said. "You must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge
erection, and then gave her an almighty kick right in the
crotch. Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an
eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and
screamed, "What did you do that for?"

"Tarzan check for bees."

2006-09-22 07:39:21 · 15 answers · asked by BrainCracker 4 in Jokes & Riddles

It's general interest and also it might be my topic for my paper.

2006-09-22 07:38:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

GIRLS: what are some of the things guys do that make you go: 'BOYS WILL BE BOYS"?

GUYS: what are some of the things girls do that make you go "HMPF! GIRLS!"

lol :)

2006-09-22 07:37:38 · 11 answers · asked by BrainCracker 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'm using a laptop

2006-09-22 07:37:35 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-22 07:37:19 · 17 answers · asked by IM THE GAY GOD ALL FEAR ME 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-22 07:37:02 · 12 answers · asked by Mark 3 in Music

its a male

2006-09-22 07:36:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

so why didn't Christmas and New Year's day fall on the same day?

2006-09-22 07:36:56 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

any dallas fans out their .. JR was one of a kind..

2006-09-22 07:36:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Here are mine:
The Pest
The Anarchist Cookbook
The Salton Sea

2006-09-22 07:36:37 · 20 answers · asked by mutterhals 4 in Movies

2006-09-22 07:36:37 · 8 answers · asked by IM THE GAY GOD ALL FEAR ME 5 in Polls & Surveys

Three gay men died, and were cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.
The first man said, ''My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane to scatter his ashes in the sky.''

The second man said, ''My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake.''

The third man said, ''My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my *** up just one more time.''

2006-09-22 07:36:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-22 07:36:13 · 12 answers · asked by IM THE GAY GOD ALL FEAR ME 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-22 07:35:47 · 17 answers · asked by IM THE GAY GOD ALL FEAR ME 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-22 07:34:58 · 23 answers · asked by Lazy Bum 1 in Polls & Surveys

you, would you return it ?

have a great day all. Ill be on later, babies are waking up!

2006-09-22 07:34:47 · 9 answers · asked by wilowdreams 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-22 07:34:44 · 10 answers · asked by IM THE GAY GOD ALL FEAR ME 5 in Polls & Surveys

Nickelback - Far away
Hinder - Lips of an Angel
Creed - Arms wide open

2006-09-22 07:34:38 · 14 answers · asked by pokerkid80 1 in Music

2006-09-22 07:34:26 · 7 answers · asked by greedygut 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-22 07:33:19 · 16 answers · asked by Nicki Lee 6 in Polls & Surveys

Comes a time when snarling "Ah hate that rabbit" just ain't enough. Help me build a rock-solid lawsuit that I can take to the bank (personal injury, mental anguish, you name it). Best answer gets them points.

2006-09-22 07:33:17 · 7 answers · asked by Leslie D 4 in Comics & Animation

soap operas past and present mine are 1. General Hospital 2. Bold and Beautiful 3. Days of Our Lives 4. Santa Barabara that came on in the mid 80's 5. Knots Landing that was a night time soap from the early80's to 93.

2006-09-22 07:33:04 · 15 answers · asked by valgal115 6 in Television