this is the last joke for now...
Marge was in bed with a man (not her husband). All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. "Oh, my God, your husband is home! What am I going to do?"
"Just stay in bed with me. He's probably so drunk; he isn’t going to notice you here with me." The fear of getting caught trying to escape was more powerful than the thought of getting caught in bed with Marge, so he trusted her advice.
Sure enough, Marge's husband came crawling into bed and as he pulled the covers over him, he pulled the blankets, exposing six feet.
"Honey!" he yelled. "What the hell is going on? I see six feet at the end of the bed!"
"Dear, you're so drunk, you can't count. If you don't believe me, count them again."
The husband got out of bed,
and counted.
"One, two, three, and four... By gosh, you're right, dear!"
well thats all for today!!! bye everybody! :)
2006-09-22 07:40:40 · 7 answers · asked by BrainCracker 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cute and funny
2006-09-22 07:52:19 · answer #1 · answered by SinginChic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe, drunk people are fun to mess with.
2006-09-22 15:43:46 · answer #2 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice, Thank you
2006-09-22 14:45:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-09-22 14:43:35 · answer #4 · answered by jessandduane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, funny
2006-09-22 15:25:10 · answer #5 · answered by butterfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh lol :)
2006-09-22 15:01:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-09-24 12:14:27 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋