When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was
attracted to him, and during her questions about his life,
she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he
replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I
will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothes and lay down on the
ground. "Here," she said. "You must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge
erection, and then gave her an almighty kick right in the
crotch. Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an
eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and
screamed, "What did you do that for?"
"Tarzan check for bees."
2006-09-22 07:39:21 · 15 answers · asked by BrainCracker 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one! It made me go "ouch" also.
2006-09-22 07:42:26 · answer #1 · answered by ♥**Me**♥ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
solid one! One solid comedian tale merits yet another: An previous Irishman stumbles into night mass at some point, blind under the impression of alcohol. He someway manages to stagger over to the confessional, is going in and sits down. The priest waits, however the guy says not something. yet another minute--nonetheless not something. The priest wonders if possibly he's fallen asleep. He coughs delicately--not something. He coughs louder--nonetheless not something. finally, he raps loudly together with his knuckles on the area of the confessional container. "Knock all ye like," bawls the guy, "dere's no paper in this area neither."
2016-12-18 15:01:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! One good joke deserves another:
An old Irishman stumbles into evening mass one day, blind drunk. He somehow manages to stagger over to the confessional, goes in and sits down. The priest waits, but the man says nothing. Another minute--still nothing. The priest wonders if maybe he's fallen asleep. He coughs delicately--nothing. He coughs louder--still nothing. Finally, he raps loudly with his knuckles on the side of the confessional box. "Knock all ye like," bawls the man, "dere's no paper on this side neither."
2006-09-22 07:50:59 · answer #3 · answered by Leslie D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really don't see your question, unless you're asking if u should put your penis in a tree trunk full of bees!
2006-09-22 07:44:40 · answer #4 · answered by momof3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO... HA HA HA...
Poor Jane, but that was too funny...
2006-09-22 07:41:53 · answer #5 · answered by sasifrass13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your joke rates both :-) AND :-(
...........it was so bad that it was good!
Tarzan would say: Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
:)
2006-09-22 07:45:20 · answer #6 · answered by ThomasR 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me say ouch too:)
2006-09-22 08:27:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-09-22 07:52:28 · answer #8 · answered by Kim2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-22 08:29:56 · answer #9 · answered by butterfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO ! THAT'S A GOOD ONE NEVER SEN THAT ONE BEFORE
2006-09-22 07:44:02 · answer #10 · answered by preciousprincess1969 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋