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Comes a time when snarling "Ah hate that rabbit" just ain't enough. Help me build a rock-solid lawsuit that I can take to the bank (personal injury, mental anguish, you name it). Best answer gets them points.

2006-09-22 07:33:17 · 7 answers · asked by Leslie D 4 in Entertainment & Music Comics & Animation

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I haven't got a law degree or anything but you could use hospital records to show life threatening injures either to you or someone else that was caused or have proof against Mr B. Bunny.

You could try an insanity case to say that because of Mr B. Bunny's "assaults", you have had to have anti-depress drugs or counselling for your trauma. (For this you need counsellor records,doctor's records etc.)

However, even with proof of Mr. B. Bunny's recklessness,
he may try to use evidence of which he had to use self-defence against you because you had intention of killing him with an offencive weapon. (eg: gun)

This may be brought up in the court case anyway, so if you were going to bring a court summons to Mr B. Bunny, you may want to set up a meeting to work out your differences. This "could" work in your favour either way, if successful, you and Mr B. Bunny could be saving alot of anguish and money. If it doesn't work out, you could tell the court that you have already tried a peace meeting to work out differences. However, for the that part, you must be calm but Mr B.Bunny must be aggressive at the meeting. You would need a witness for this as well.

Personally, I do not think that the judge would rule in your favour, as Mr B. Bunny is popular to many ages and people would not take kindly to you sueing Mr B. Bunny. It would only be in your favour if Mr B. Bunny tried attentive murder and there was unquestionable proof of this.

In other words, the only safe opition you could have is to just sticking to saying "Ah hate that rabbit".

2006-09-22 10:02:28 · answer #1 · answered by Nyx 3 · 0 0

Huh. Well, I'm certainly no lawyer, but I'd start by gathering evidence. Go thru a bunch of episodes and pull out the most compelling ones. Then, I'd put a wire tap on his phone. That way, you could call Mr. Bunny and "reminisce" about old times. Maybe you could set up a meeting with him, and wear a hidden camera. That way, if he tries anything, you'd have it on video.

Sorry, but that's all I can think of. None of that is easy, especially the phone tap since you have to have a warrant for it, but hey, it's possible, right?

2006-09-22 07:48:09 · answer #2 · answered by Stephanie 4 · 0 0

Sorry pal, you're out of luck. Most, if not all, of the really bad things Bugs did to ya were back in the 1950's (i.e., when the animation was made). The statute of limitations has run for any civil cause of action you could ever hope to assert. Now, the DA could still bring criminal charges for 10,000+ counts of attempted murder (cartoons had way more guns back then, remember your pistols and Elmer's shotgun?) but that isn't going to put any $$$ in your pocket. Too bad...

2006-09-22 15:33:00 · answer #3 · answered by don patch 3 · 0 0

After considering the evidence, I have to say I'm am afraid that you do not have much of a case here. Actually a snowball would have a better chance in hell than you would of winning against Mr. B. Bunny.

If you still insist, I will be more than happy to bring the matter before the superior court, however a retainer of $4,000.00 must be tendered in advance to begin the proceedings.

2006-09-22 07:47:44 · answer #4 · answered by Seikilos 6 · 2 0

Put this question in the law section, I'm sure you will find plenty of leech's there that can create a suit

2006-09-22 07:37:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Presto, Mr Sam! Bugs' pants are gone!

















(ha-ha, made ya LOOK! Bugs doesn't wear pants...!)

2006-09-22 15:21:54 · answer #6 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0 0

now yosemite why on earth do you need bugs pants off anyway...naughty naughty

2006-09-22 07:36:05 · answer #7 · answered by chereeder 3 · 1 0

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