Three gay men died, and were cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.
The first man said, ''My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane to scatter his ashes in the sky.''
The second man said, ''My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake.''
The third man said, ''My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my *** up just one more time.''
2006-09-22 07:36:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMAO!!!!! Now that is funny I laughed out loud! Can't even type it's so funny!!!! I'm gonna use this if you don't mind. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-22 07:40:05 · answer #1 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAAH that was pretty good.
For Chuck Norris's birthday he throws one lucky kid into the sun.
2006-09-22 14:55:04 · answer #2 · answered by Naddo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Miranda,
Are you old enough to be telling these jokes.
Where u get this stuff from?
2006-09-22 14:47:28 · answer #3 · answered by joe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. lol. First time i head that one.
2006-09-22 14:49:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, I can see my screen cause I'm laughing to hard....
2006-09-22 14:38:58 · answer #5 · answered by Spongebob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait, what's that taste? Oh, it's the vomit in my mouth.
2006-09-22 14:38:41 · answer #6 · answered by pokerkid80 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch! what the hell was he putting chilli up is jacksey anyway? lol .. goodone
2006-09-22 14:41:10 · answer #7 · answered by valda54 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooh
2006-09-22 15:01:07 · answer #8 · answered by SinginChic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I need to remember that one, it is AWESOME!!!!
2006-09-22 14:38:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhahahahahaha, that was funny !
2006-09-22 14:38:28 · answer #10 · answered by dramaqueen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋