Entertainment & Music - 21 September 2006

Two priests are in a Vatican

bathroom using the urinals.

One of them looks at the

other one's penis and notices

there's a Nicoderm patch on it.

He looks at the other priest and

says "I believe you're supposed

to put that patch on your arm or

shoulder, not down there!"

The other priest replies,

"It’s working just fine,

I'm down to two butts a day."

2006-09-21 06:47:52 · 13 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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COMPLETE the FOLLOWING SENTENCE.... ....?

"If i could, i would _________" :)

2006-09-21 06:47:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How can there be a SAW III?

How can there be a SAW III, I though Jigsaw died in the car. But it seems he didn't , He'l a live but needs the help of a doctor.

The girl he took under his wing, is she the same chick from Becker, because they both look alike.

2006-09-21 06:47:43 · 11 answers · asked by Raziel 3 in Movies

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what path do you follow?

2006-09-21 06:47:34 · 20 answers · asked by darkangel1111 5 in Polls & Surveys

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I go to parties, sometimes until four. It's hard to leave when you can't find the door....?

I have a mansion, forget the price....I've never been there though they tell me its nice. My Maserati does 185, I lost my license and now I don't drive. I have a limo but ride in the back and lock my doors in case I'm attacked. They say I'm crazy but I have a good time, I'm just looking for clues at the scene of the crime....lifes been good to me so far. Has it been good to you?

lol :)

2006-09-21 06:47:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Whats your favourite band or artist of all time?

Mines Fleetwood Mac, they are fantastic!

2006-09-21 06:47:05 · 79 answers · asked by Emma 4 in Music

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How do I make a new American Beatles album sleeve appear old?

I know its an odd question - but I've just bought this album sleeve in the style of the old 60's american albums...its brand new and just doesn't look RIGHT in my stack of records...

How do I make it look aged without wrecking the thing?

(note - the front cover is glued on like the originals...)

I just wanna make it appear naturally old and used...

2006-09-21 06:46:50 · 9 answers · asked by thegenuinelyscaryoctofish 4 in Other - Entertainment

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Why isn't the caps lock capitalized?

2006-09-21 06:46:17 · 14 answers · asked by IM THE GAY GOD ALL FEAR ME 5 in Polls & Surveys

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I'm playing a riddle game called best riddle and I cant figure out the answer to riddle 22 help?

2006-09-21 06:46:12 · 8 answers · asked by Russell J 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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where can i get some simple power chords? (barre chords i think)?

Where is a site that i can get some simple power chords iam trying to write a song using tabs and power chords! iam all right with the tabs but i just want to put a little bit off fun into it with a few power chords!
O and its a rock song!

2006-09-21 06:45:27 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Chidren's television has changed so much don't you think?

Programmes like Play School and Bagpuss and Jamie and his Magic Torch. Great fun and great entertainment. All children's programmes seem to be lately are violence and Pokemon which I really don't understand!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-09-21 06:45:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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if you wittnessed a crime, would you report it? or take keep it a secret?

2006-09-21 06:45:16 · 34 answers · asked by darkangel1111 5 in Polls & Surveys