Two priests are in a Vatican
bathroom using the urinals.
One of them looks at the
other one's penis and notices
there's a Nicoderm patch on it.
He looks at the other priest and
says "I believe you're supposed
to put that patch on your arm or
shoulder, not down there!"
The other priest replies,
"It’s working just fine,
I'm down to two butts a day."
2006-09-21 06:47:52 · 13 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was great and I will be telling it, thanks. Heres one, I don't know if you heard it.
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids?
Answer...
Ask your Mom.
I know it is mean but somneone pulled it on me and I just howled.
2006-09-21 07:12:34 · answer #1 · answered by Sue Chef 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good and so true to life.
2006-09-21 13:57:26 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was a bad joke but i think it was very funny and i mean very very funny
2006-09-21 13:56:50 · answer #3 · answered by badDoug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-09-21 13:52:46 · answer #4 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! Although, my first thought was 'Ewww'!
2006-09-21 13:50:22 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww man! poor alter boys! lol.
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2006-09-21 13:57:21 · answer #6 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least he was honest. Ha ha ha!
2006-09-21 13:54:17 · answer #7 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooh!! LOL. Bad, bad!! LOL.
2006-09-21 22:48:53 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its so delightfully wrong i love it
2006-09-21 18:54:02 · answer #9 · answered by acdc_rocks92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bad girl!
my UA wildcats play your USC trojans tomorrow... please be gentle?
also LOL
2006-09-22 23:17:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋