Entertainment & Music - 20 September 2006

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last
instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop
of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to
lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the
nude.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. Who
is it?" calls out one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from
the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and
shrug and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into
the room, they open the door.
"Nice Boobs," says the man. "Where do you want the blinds?"

2006-09-20 01:42:03 · 15 answers · asked by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-20 01:41:56 · 9 answers · asked by nabilah_ael 1 in Movies

In LOVE relationships or when u have a crush on somebody ..do u go by a strategy or impulse...
hmmmm?

2006-09-20 01:41:40 · 24 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

FOR ME I WOULD DO ABSOLUTLY ANYTHING FOR HIM HE IS SOO SEXY ....... MAKES ME DROOL ! I MET HIM ONCE AND GOT A KISS ON THE CHEEK ! omg i thought i was in heaven ~!!!

2006-09-20 01:40:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I know a lot you guys won’t agree with this, but this has been on my mind for a while now and I would expect mature and respectful answers.

Michael Jackson: Once a part of the biggest groups of Motown and know as the king of pop. Yet a two child molestation accusations ruined him. He’s best know for that, and his “Bleached skin” (Get real, there’s not that much bleach in the world that could’ve did that as black as he was). But why is that so important. Should you judge Michael for his music and his crazy behavior? You try being in show business since age 5 and see how sane you are. About the molestation case, shouldn’t you blame the money hungry parent for letting him spend the night, knowing full well of his previous accusations? He’d already paid off one case (Big mistake). Since the jury found him not guilty, he’s still getting a bad rap from what I’d like to call haters. Who knows if he did it or not? Were we there? Were we in his room?

Janet Jackson: She took control and did it well. She was known as the sane Jackson, that is until the super bowl. They wouldn’t play her videos and a lot of radio stations didn’t play her records, which made her last album be viewed as her weakest with the publicity surrounded this, although it sold really well. Janet and Justin said that is was a mistake. Justin got off after he apologized, in my eyes, with no scares (or not as bad as Janet’s was). Janet? She apologized and she continues to be tormented over a boob with a ring in it. FOR WHAT?!!! There are worse things on T.V than that and it gets looked over all the time. The Red Hot Chili Peepers did a show in tube socks and didn’t get this kind off treatment. She said it was mistake. Can’t we leave it at that? She said she was sorry.

So again, the question is at the top and yellow. Answer maturely and respectfully, even if you don’t agree.

2006-09-20 01:39:54 · 15 answers · asked by D-Wizzle 2 in Celebrities

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest.
The professor, however, got wind of their scheme just before class the following day, so he bided his time. Then, halfway through the lecture, he began. "They say there is quite a shortage of prostitutes in France."
The girls looked at one another, arose and started for the door.
"Young ladies," said the professor with a broad smile,
"The next plane to France doesn't leave till tomorrow afternoon".

2006-09-20 01:39:39 · 29 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Roger Waters on tour? How was the concert?

2006-09-20 01:39:33 · 4 answers · asked by Rowan 7 in Music

2006-09-20 01:38:49 · 2 answers · asked by jini 1 in Horoscopes

Preferably one i can make myself, it's more fun!

2006-09-20 01:36:54 · 29 answers · asked by Soph 2 in Other - Entertainment

♥I like the smell of gasoline, and forest fires, and....napalm - damn that movie quote is STILL stuck in my head! I'm just kidding on that one, don't mention the movie, answer the question! Thanks y'all! ;)

2006-09-20 01:34:48 · 41 answers · asked by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Hats off to the England cricketers for their achievements in the Ashes this summer, which rightly earned Andrew 'Freddie' Flintoff BBC Sports personality of the Year. Winning a two- team tournament against a nation with a much smaller population once in every ten attempts, then never shutting up about it makes me proud to be British.

Ben Hunt





The government tells us that we are eating too many pies and dying of heart disease, then in the next breath they're telling us we are living too long and there'll be no more pension money left for us. I wish they'd make their minds up.

John



'Alton Towers - Where the magic never ends', or so the commercial says.

Imagine my disappointment when it closed at 7.30.

Colin Hill



I am married to a Taiwanese lady, and people often ask me if she was a mail-order bride. I find this very insensitive. The Royal Mail lose around 2 million letters and parcels each year and to suggest that I would trust the delivery of my wife to them is insulting in the extreme. She was sent by DHL next day delivery.

L Palmer, London



The record companies would have us believe that the money made by CD pirates goes to fund the drug industry. But the money rock stars make from legal record sales ends up in exactly the same place. When they stop breaking the law, so will I.

P Boddington, Ringway



Peter Andre might look smug in all his wedding pictures, but I'd just like to remind him that, as a Playboy reader, I have seen his wife's minge. He hasn't seen my wife's, so who's had the last laugh?

P, Leeds



On holiday a few years back, I took part in a quiz and managed to reach the final only to lose out after what I consider to this day, to be a correct answer. The question asked 'What 'C' would you associate Jeremy Clarkson with? 'to which I confidently replied 'c ##t'. Not only was I told the answer was incorrect, but I was asked by the holiday rep to leave the premises immediately! Has anyone else experienced such appalling treatment whilst holidaying with one's family?

Noel, Leeds



Did anyone else feel that Mel Gibson's remake of the classic Life of Brian wasn't anywhere near as funny as the original?



On the BBC website, I read with interest that some scientists in Australia have discovered the smallest fish known to exist. They've obviously never been to the Britannia Chippy on the Gloucester Road

Alan J., London



Could the Home Secretary explain to me how biometric checks on iris patterns and fingerprints are going to help keep tabs on Muslim cleric Abu Hamsa.

Les, Barnsley



The government says that there are nearly 50,000 people with HIV in Britain, a third of whom do not even know that they have it. Is it just me, or is it a bit harsh that the government know and haven't told the poor sods?

John Campbell, e-mail



With reference to that series "Manhunt", where ex-Special Forces soldiers try to hunt down Andy McNab. Why don't the producers include a couple of Iraqis in the hunting team? They found the **** quickly enough the last time he played hide and seek with them.

Shuggie, e-mail



Hats off to the witty burglars who stole my entire CD collection with the exception of "There is Nothing Left to Lose" by the Foo Fighters. I hope that when sentencing, the judge takes into account their splendid sense of humour.

Chris Scaife, Jesmond



I see on the news that Lord Hutton says he is "satisfied that David Kelly took his own life". He may not have liked Dr Kelly that much, but isn't this taking gloating just a little too far?

Dave Owen, Edinburgh



I never worry about the destination when I'm going on holiday. My dad is Iranian and my mum is Irish, so I spend most of the time in customs.

Stan



What's all this nonsense about that 66-year-old Romanian woman being the world's oldest mum? My mum's 77. Beat that.

2006-09-20 01:34:28 · 14 answers · asked by ztt_66 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-20 01:33:46 · 11 answers · asked by Blonde 1 in Music

It sounds a little like Cindy Lauper's voice but not her style...does anyone know who sings this song?

2006-09-20 01:32:28 · 11 answers · asked by bearklektor 5 in Music

Just here recently they won't keep, any ideas?

2006-09-20 01:31:05 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Pull 'em

There once was a note,pure and easy
Playing so free like a breath rippling by
The note is eternal,i hear it,it see's me
Forever we blend it,forever we die

I listened and i heard music in a word
And words when you played your guitar
The noise that i was hearing was a million people cheering
And a child flew past me riding in a star

As people assemble
Civilization is trying to find a new way to die
But killing is merely scene changer
All men are bored with other men's lie's

I listened and i heard music in a word
And words when you played your guitar
The noise that i was hearing was a million people screaming
And a child flew past me riding in a star

Gas on the hillside,oil in the eacup
Watch all the chords of life lose their joy
Distortion becomes somehow
pure in it's wildness
The note that began all can also destroy

We all know success
When we all find our own dreams
And our love is enough to knock down any walls
And the future's been seen

2006-09-20 01:30:03 · 5 answers · asked by ? 5 in Music

2006-09-20 01:29:58 · 18 answers · asked by whistler 1 in Movies

does elizibeth develop feelings for jack (the compass gives a hint) because i think that will turner and elzibeth make a good couple. jack sparrow is really cool but i dont want him to ruin the relationship!

2006-09-20 01:29:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Can you give me a web site?

2006-09-20 01:29:18 · 5 answers · asked by jc 2 in Celebrities

2006-09-20 01:29:00 · 20 answers · asked by Emjay 1 in Other - Entertainment

About 20 years ago, I saw a cartoon on TV. I only remember about a minute of it, but it has bugged me ever since. The art was almost like Don Bleuth cartoons. It was fairly vivid coloring, not like Looney Tunes' crayon-colored brightness, but was more of warm and cool tones, like Dragon's Lair.

It was something about space pirates. A woman is arguing with a tall and very lanky man, and a very short and pudgy man. The woman pushes the tall man into a broom closet (I suppose) and he grabs her by the arm and pulls her with him into the closet (or something similiar to that effect, I really don't remember the exact details). There are sounds of struggling, and she walks out, huffish. He comes out dejected-looking. The short guy asks him, "So what happened?". The tall guy responds, "She flipped me off".

Embarrassed, and afraid my family might see that, I switched channels. But I was always curious as to what it was. Anyone have any clues as to what this might be?

2006-09-20 01:28:15 · 3 answers · asked by seraphim_pwns_u 5 in Comics & Animation

In relationship to anyones God, does time have a beginning and
a end?

2006-09-20 01:27:55 · 29 answers · asked by kekeke 5 in Polls & Surveys

I mean he has written about 1000 poems in coded french language. One cannot understand clearly what he predicts. After occuring of an event we conveniently translate a verse into english and say Nostradamus has predicted this. His predictions are un clear and can be linked to many events. Only 2 or 3 predictions have come a little closer to what happened really. His french is coded badly so that no one understands it. What is the use of such predictions as their meaning will be known after the event has occured? I think they are useless. What is your opinion on this and people who have answered keep checking this question for additional details. Let your feelings out freely.
Count Dracula

2006-09-20 01:27:48 · 10 answers · asked by The False Prophet 2 in Horoscopes

2006-09-20 01:26:34 · 4 answers · asked by doe 3 in Polls & Surveys

i am i am i luv da drama!!!!!!

2006-09-20 01:26:25 · 5 answers · asked by nanahomie116 4 in Television

Will this affect my social skills?

2006-09-20 01:26:24 · 8 answers · asked by gimzet 2 in Celebrities

Have any of you seen it and if so, what did you think of it? I enjoyed the TV series.

2006-09-20 01:25:18 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

I recently bought the1st season of Nip/Tuck and last night I finished seeing the 1st season. I thought it was good. But, in your opinion what season has been the best? 1? 2? 3? or the one you are watching now? Thanks =)

2006-09-20 01:24:18 · 6 answers · asked by ME 3 in Television

2006-09-20 01:23:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I was born In WA, USA
I live in Mainz, Germany

2006-09-20 01:23:05 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-20 01:20:39 · 4 answers · asked by silverlion 1 in Other - Entertainment