THIS new police knife amnesty is a bloody nightmare. I dutifully handed all my knives in and now I've got nothing to eat my dinner with.
TO THE zookeeper in 1978 who replied "I'll tell you when you're older" when I asked him why one of the monkeys stuck its tongue up another one's ****: I'm 36 now and still waiting for that explanation.
I HAVE just returned from a diplomatic trip to the Congo and I can testify that at no point did I see anyone drinking Um Bongo
IT'S GOOD to see Noel Edmonds back on TV enjoying sucess with Deal or No Deal. As well as the obvious financial bonuses, it must be good for Noel to be involved in a TV show where he gets to open a box without a contestant plummeting 100 feet to their death
JAMIE Oliver has been telling people to 'try something new today'. So this weekend at my Chinese takeaway, I had a number 163 and 24 instead of my usual 122 and 47. And it was awful. So thanks for nothing
2006-09-20
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