yesterday I founf this one
"Police: Men smuggled monkeys in pants; also leopard cubs, orchids, birds of paradise"
All I could think of when I read this was, "Man those got to be one big pair of pants!
your turn what funny ones have you seen?
2006-09-20 02:39:07 · 13 answers · asked by BigBadWolf 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
here's the link to the story
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ct/20060919/cr_ct/policemensmuggledmonkeysinpantsalsoleopardcubsorchidsbirdsofparadise
2006-09-20 02:53:39 · update #1
JANE FONDA TO TEENS: USE HEAD TO AVOID PREGNANCY
2006-09-20 03:02:31 · answer #1 · answered by PYT 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
From the Arab News:
8 people rescued after falling into well
Jeddah. Sept 4:
The Civil Defense in the Surat Obaida area in the southern region succeeded in rescuing eight people after they had fallen, one after the other, into a well on a farm, Al-Jazeera reported yesterday.
The incident occurred when 13 year old Faris Abdullah Said who was the first person to fall inside, was trying to start the pump in order to irrigate the farm. He was overcome by the carbon dioxide coming out of the engine, fainted and fell inside the well.
While trying to rescue his brother, Majid Abdullah Said, 21, also fell inside the well after being overcome by the carbon dioxide. As the two boys shouted for help, their brother, Saqr Abdullah Said, 14, also fell in. In his efforts to rescue those inside, Ali Said Jaza, 65, fell inside.
The other four persons that fell inside include Ali Said Huwaizi, 35, Husain Fahd Nasar, 18, Muhammad Said Zayad, 25, and Rama Sika, a 45 year old Indian.
A passer-by who heard their screams quickly informed the Civil Defense and the Red Crescent Society who were able to rescue the eight. They were immediately rushed to the Sarat Obdaida Hospital for treatment. All of them are well now.
I LOVE that last line.
2006-09-20 03:43:25 · answer #2 · answered by johnslat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buy 1 for the price of 2
2006-09-20 03:10:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Include your children when baking cookies
Prostitutes appeal to Pope
Jury to try shooting defendant
Drunks get 9 months in Violin case
Iraqi head seeks Arms
Panda mating fails; Veterinarian takes over
Clinton wins budget; more lies ahead
Miners refuse to work after death
Stolen painting found by tree
2 sisters reunited after 18 years at checkout counter
Man struck by lightning faces Battery charge
New study of obesity looks for larger test group
Local high school dropouts cut in half
Astronaut takes blame for gas in space
War dims hope for peace
2006-09-20 10:42:34 · answer #4 · answered by Jeff L. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grandmother of 8 makes hollow in a single Farmer invoice dies in abode Soviet virgin lands wanting objective back protection specialists say college bus passengers could desire to be belted Milk drinkers are turning to powder
2016-10-17 08:05:10 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Willie Nelson Busted For Pot
That's like saying you caught the Pope with a Bible.
2006-09-20 02:51:06 · answer #6 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
it has to be the famous . Freddie star ate my hamster this was the main headline in the sun newspaper in the eighty's i think. in the UK
2006-09-20 10:00:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
man pushes man off bicycle... page two of my local newspaper. Are they that desperate for something to print?
2006-09-20 03:21:39 · answer #8 · answered by yr_we 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" giant gas clouds floating around Uranus"
i couldn't stop laughing when i saw that one, i even cut it out and put it in a book, i look at it when i need a laugh.
2006-09-20 03:31:11 · answer #9 · answered by swsbcabg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
JET CRASHES! Experts say something went wrong.
2006-09-20 03:10:44 · answer #10 · answered by kono5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋