THIS new police knife amnesty is a bloody nightmare. I dutifully handed all my knives in and now I've got nothing to eat my dinner with.
TO THE zookeeper in 1978 who replied "I'll tell you when you're older" when I asked him why one of the monkeys stuck its tongue up another one's ****: I'm 36 now and still waiting for that explanation.
I HAVE just returned from a diplomatic trip to the Congo and I can testify that at no point did I see anyone drinking Um Bongo
IT'S GOOD to see Noel Edmonds back on TV enjoying sucess with Deal or No Deal. As well as the obvious financial bonuses, it must be good for Noel to be involved in a TV show where he gets to open a box without a contestant plummeting 100 feet to their death
JAMIE Oliver has been telling people to 'try something new today'. So this weekend at my Chinese takeaway, I had a number 163 and 24 instead of my usual 122 and 47. And it was awful. So thanks for nothing
2006-09-20 02:38:38 · 9 answers · asked by ztt_66 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you are a very funny man lol
you have cheered me no end please put on more posts
gave you a thumbs up
2006-09-20 08:38:06 · answer #1 · answered by paulette7618 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you need to start a blog, obviously you've got the time and energy, good memory too
2006-09-20 09:41:47 · answer #2 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you copied and pasted this lot from Viz?
I think you have.
Top Tip
Try thinking up your own materiel rather than stealing it from a popular adult comic.
2006-09-20 09:43:28 · answer #3 · answered by Rich S 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
uve put a smile on my face, thanx
2006-09-20 10:09:09 · answer #4 · answered by mum2bogey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. You have a different way of thinking, and I think I like it! LOL.
2006-09-20 19:07:21 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, why aren't you an television? you have stand-up
comedy in your blood. you would make big!!!
2006-09-20 09:46:39 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you really are making me smile today. thank you.
2006-09-20 09:41:40 · answer #7 · answered by simply_cjay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao...lmao...lmao!!!...hahahha....thumbs up frm me 2 u...4 da big smile u put on my face!!!
2006-09-20 09:51:13 · answer #8 · answered by bmyfriend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there very good thanks for cheering me up
2006-09-20 09:42:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋