a very handsome and even more confident man walked in to a bar,and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman,he gives he a quick glance, and looks at his watch...
the woman noticed and said " is your date running late"
no he replies i've just bought this state-of-the-art watch and i was just testing it"
the woman asks whys is that watch so special?
it uses alpha waves and telepathically talks to me"
whell whats it telling you now? she asks
well its says your wearing no panties?
the woman giggles and say" it must be broken as i am wearing panties?
he taps the face of the watch and explains " Damn thing must be an hour fast"......
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2006-09-12
01:15:07
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