a very handsome and even more confident man walked in to a bar,and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman,he gives he a quick glance, and looks at his watch...
the woman noticed and said " is your date running late"
no he replies i've just bought this state-of-the-art watch and i was just testing it"
the woman asks whys is that watch so special?
it uses alpha waves and telepathically talks to me"
whell whats it telling you now? she asks
well its says your wearing no panties?
the woman giggles and say" it must be broken as i am wearing panties?
he taps the face of the watch and explains " Damn thing must be an hour fast"......
;0)
2006-09-12 01:15:07 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. I'll have to try and remember that one so I can use it sometime :)
2006-09-12 01:19:06 · answer #1 · answered by hastetothewedding 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yay! Another good one. Why does it have to be the last one? Finally there is someone funny on here to keep me in stiches whilst I drink my cuppa joe.
2006-09-12 08:19:43 · answer #2 · answered by dogsrwork 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2006-09-12 08:29:33 · answer #3 · answered by pat p 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good 1
2006-09-12 08:19:30 · answer #4 · answered by Danielle S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao that was hilarious i needed a laugh today thanx
2006-09-12 08:23:55 · answer #5 · answered by lozzi_pop22 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah for you....you just made me laugh my first laugh of the day....Thank You!
2006-09-12 08:21:07 · answer #6 · answered by vampire angel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-09-12 08:17:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice
be funny to do sometime
2006-09-12 08:17:18 · answer #8 · answered by The Ego 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i liked it
amy thinks your a prat
2006-09-12 08:19:26 · answer #9 · answered by lava lad 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO I liked it :D anymore?
2006-09-12 08:17:55 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋