Entertainment & Music - 12 September 2006

This bloke's ram dies just before lambing season. So he phones his neighbour who also is a famer and asks him how much would it cost him to buy a ram from him. He reply's 3000 pounds the bloke say's he can't afford that type of money. His neighbour say's "make love to them yourself".

So the next morning the bloke take's his Landrover and put 6 sheep into it and drives off to a place were he makes love to them and he then returns to the farmhouse.

The following morning he looks out the farmhouse window and the sheep are still standing and not lying on the belly's a pregnant sheep do.

So once again 6 sheep go into the Landrover for a seeing to?

The next morning his wife is getting up and he asks her to look out the window as he's knackered. His wife looks out and reply's there not standing up or on their belly's?

What are they up to said the bloke.

Oh there sheep jumping into the Landrover and one is tooting the horn!

2006-09-12 04:03:17 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm going to be a Sexy Vampire.

2006-09-12 04:03:16 · 17 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

Use this time on yahoo answers to show love to your sign.....

2006-09-12 04:01:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

cuz i got one and it records your voice and it is cool and it has a fm raido help i need free music

2006-09-12 04:00:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-12 03:59:42 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-12 03:58:57 · 17 answers · asked by hacker_skillz 2 in Comics & Animation

Title and artist?

2006-09-12 03:58:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Or have you relocated from your home town? Holla at me.
LOL & Be Good...=)

2006-09-12 03:58:10 · 20 answers · asked by feva 3 in Polls & Surveys

that fat girls need not apply

2006-09-12 03:57:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Put the milk in the pantry and the cereal in the refrigerator? My buddy's mom does that all the time...kills me.

2006-09-12 03:57:03 · 28 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-12 03:56:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

and the actor who played the following roles
Rowdy Yates
Paladin
Bat Masterson
Morticia
Josh Randal

2006-09-12 03:56:01 · 11 answers · asked by Homer Habilius III 2 in Television

Hi friends! I'm a great fan of Himesh. I want to know your opinions about his songs and himself.

2006-09-12 03:55:34 · 12 answers · asked by Jayen 1 in Music

2006-09-12 03:55:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and the bees on your knees, sees that you are pleased?

2006-09-12 03:55:19 · 7 answers · asked by Nickname 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-12 03:54:31 · 18 answers · asked by mary_marlene65 3 in Music

2006-09-12 03:53:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why is it when a normal person asks a normal question on here, everyone answers with rude comments, but when a sicko perv or s lut on here asks a sick (i mean real sick)question, everyones like,"Oh, i know what you mean..hahaha....you are so great ands hould never be judged"?

2006-09-12 03:53:13 · 23 answers · asked by Baby Jack born 4/5/09 4 in Polls & Surveys

Who or what would you want to be? A knight, princess, a man of Camelot, sorcerer, famous king, or any specific person....Any time period, any country, anything you want.
I asked a simular question last week and loved the answers, .so I wanted to ask again and see what creativity brings. Thanks!

2006-09-12 03:52:55 · 10 answers · asked by Evie 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-12 03:52:41 · 16 answers · asked by Designchc 3 in Movies

2006-09-12 03:52:39 · 17 answers · asked by lasha042004 1 in Music

For example, a song you shared with a lover that now makes you feel like crying/homicidally angry/inert etc.

2006-09-12 03:51:33 · 16 answers · asked by His Best Girl 4 in Music

2006-09-12 03:51:24 · 14 answers · asked by webcoky 1 in Polls & Surveys

I thought it was people who were moral and immoral . LOL

2006-09-12 03:50:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-12 03:49:55 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-12 03:49:19 · 22 answers · asked by http://hogshead.pokerknave.com/ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Here in the city of Chicago, you can buy a pack for up to $8 or $9! Due to the cig tax! What about you guys?
LOL & Be Good...=)

2006-09-12 03:49:18 · 32 answers · asked by feva 3 in Polls & Surveys

a PC or Mac? for price and quality?

2006-09-12 03:48:31 · 10 answers · asked by cool nerd 4 in Polls & Surveys

Title and artist?

2006-09-12 03:48:26 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A man walks up to his house and notices his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down.
“Grandpa, what are you doing?” he exclaims.
The old man looks off in the distance without answering.
“Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?” he asks again.
The old man slowly looks at him and says, “Well This is your grandma’s idea., last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a STIFF NECK"
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A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned. She asks the clerk, “How much?”
He doesn’t hear her correctly and says “Come again?”
She giggles and says “No...it’s just mustard this time.”

2006-09-12 03:48:18 · 16 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles