This bloke's ram dies just before lambing season. So he phones his neighbour who also is a famer and asks him how much would it cost him to buy a ram from him. He reply's 3000 pounds the bloke say's he can't afford that type of money. His neighbour say's "make love to them yourself".
So the next morning the bloke take's his Landrover and put 6 sheep into it and drives off to a place were he makes love to them and he then returns to the farmhouse.
The following morning he looks out the farmhouse window and the sheep are still standing and not lying on the belly's a pregnant sheep do.
So once again 6 sheep go into the Landrover for a seeing to?
The next morning his wife is getting up and he asks her to look out the window as he's knackered. His wife looks out and reply's there not standing up or on their belly's?
What are they up to said the bloke.
Oh there sheep jumping into the Landrover and one is tooting the horn!
2006-09-12 04:03:17 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. It's a joke, for Pete's sake! LOL.
You have a great day!
2006-09-12 05:48:47 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-07 04:17:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny if your a sheep shagger
2006-09-12 04:06:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the word "bloke" is funny all on it's own.
I've heard this one, but it's funnier with "bloke" in it. lol.
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2006-09-12 04:13:58 · answer #4 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Odd.
2006-09-12 04:11:25 · answer #5 · answered by Diana 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was actually kinda cute , in a weird sorta way!
2006-09-12 14:28:38 · answer #6 · answered by TONI L F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick but kinda funny.
2006-09-12 04:12:47 · answer #7 · answered by White Knight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dat's a true story uno....happened in Wales i think LOL
2006-09-12 04:09:01 · answer #8 · answered by sylesh3 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehe haha lmao that was funny......if ur a sheepshagger
2006-09-12 09:29:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
to The dog, I'm half welsh you jerk, and to the joke thingy.. um.. right...
2006-09-12 04:21:43 · answer #10 · answered by Roxy H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋