a girl goes to a doctor regarding breast enlargments,the doctor can't help,because she won't have sugery,but he recomends a herblist,that lives upstate.The girl decides to give it a go and takes the bus.The herblist gives her some cream,to aply to her bust,and then after an hour she must exercise by raising her elbows in line with her shoulders and thrusting her elbows back,while reciting,I must ,I must ,I must ,increase my bust! she is to do this 3 times a day and come back a week later.A week later on the bus upstate she rembers she put the cream on and its now time for the exercise,she looks around and theres only 2 other people, slightly embaresed she stands and preforms the routine verry quickly.When she sits back down a small guy comes and stands at her seat and asks if shes going to see the herblist,she is suprised and says no,but he insists that she is,and she gives in and says yes,but inquries how he knew this,
he smiles,rotates his hips and says Hickery Dickery Dock.......
2006-09-11
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