Entertainment & Music - 9 September 2006

I LIke Dramas and movies that make me cry. what about u?

2006-09-09 16:03:28 · 21 answers · asked by monkey_apple_00 1 in Movies

2006-09-09 16:03:28 · 39 answers · asked by I am NOT George Bush 5 in Horoscopes

I hate Hannah Montana! She tries to show off to much and she is not pretty!!!!!

2006-09-09 16:03:08 · 24 answers · asked by Marie 1 in Celebrities

>Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
>
> >A. Ask your mother.
>
> >Q. How do you embarrass an archeologist?
>
> >A. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
>
> >Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
>
> >A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
>
> >Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
>
> >A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the light bulb.
>
> >Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
>
> >A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
>
> >driving.
>
> >Q. What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
>
> >A. No one to talk to during orgasm.

> >Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's butt?
>
> >A. A mechanic!

> >Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
>
> >A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen
>
> >donuts.
>
> >Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
>
> >A. She is the one who can eat the last donut!
>
> >Q. How can you tell which is the head nurse?
>
> >A. The one with the dirty knees.
>
> >Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
>
> >A. A battery has a positive side.

> >Q. Three words women hate to hear when having sex A. "Honey, I'm home!"
>
> >Q. Did you hear about the new paint called "Blonde" paint?
>
> >A. It's not very bright, but it spreads easy

> >Q. When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in
>
> >his sleep.
>
> >A. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
>
> >Q. How can you tell a macho women?
>
> >A. She rolls her own tampons.
>
> >Q: What's the leading cause of death among lesbians?
>
> >A: Hair balls.

>
> >Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
>
> >A: Because Kermit loves sweet and sour pork.

2006-09-09 16:03:02 · 14 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Jokes & Riddles

what age do you need to be the read playgirl

2006-09-09 16:02:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

2006-09-09 16:01:55 · 17 answers · asked by I am NOT George Bush 5 in Celebrities

2006-09-09 16:00:30 · 8 answers · asked by Don Q 1 in Music

> Quickie #1
> One day, Jay Dini came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a
>very sexy nightie.
> "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
> So he tied her up and went fishing.

> Quickie #2
>
> A woman came home, screeching! her car into the driveway, and ran
>into the house.
> She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey,
>pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"
> The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or
>mountain stuff?"
> "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get the hell out."
>
> Quickie #3
>
> Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and
>the other is a husband.
>
> Quickie #4
>
> A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
> First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.
> The optician showed him a card with the letters:
> 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
> "Can you read this?" the optician asked.
> "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."
>
> Quickie #5
>
> Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I
>must tell you all
> something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."
> "Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of
>chardonnay."
>
> Quickie #6
>
> A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
>Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
> "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
>You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We
>need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're
>going to STICK!
> Careful...CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when
>you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST
>your mind?
> Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.
>Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!"
> The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You
>think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
> The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like
>when I'm driving."
>
> Quickie #7
>
> Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North
> Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
> On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.
> That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
> On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.
> That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
> On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.
> The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years

2006-09-09 16:00:04 · 17 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Be Creative...........

2006-09-09 15:59:59 · 18 answers · asked by Bug 3 in Polls & Surveys

and tell me what country you are on. just trying to prove a point.

2006-09-09 15:59:46 · 11 answers · asked by Mike R 2 in Other - Entertainment

Please include the artist and the title of the song. If you're feeling really helpful, kindly paste the lyrics as well. Thanks a million! :)

2006-09-09 15:59:22 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-09 15:59:10 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I think teen pregnancy is getting out of hand in the US. I was wondering what you think about my question . I was thinking it should be taught in Middle School because I have heard of 13 and 14 year olds getting pregnant. I think this would be benifical because people to be aware of Sexually transmitted deseases.
What do you think?

2006-09-09 15:59:04 · 17 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

In his shows..ever.

2006-09-09 15:58:11 · 8 answers · asked by LaBrat 3 in Music

2006-09-09 15:57:39 · 15 answers · asked by claymaker951 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-09 15:56:45 · 4 answers · asked by SmoothCharacter 7 in Music

What should I have asked?

2006-09-09 15:56:43 · 13 answers · asked by Lynnie 1 in Polls & Surveys

True story:
After a long and tiring day of futile potty training, the exasperated mother sent her little boy to his room, then washed and dried his clothes. After she finished she heard a commotion outside the kitchen window. By this time she was quite irritable and yelled out the window "You aren't out there peeing your pants, are you?" A deep masculine voice answered meekly, "No ma'am. . . I'm just reading your meter."

2006-09-09 15:56:22 · 13 answers · asked by ♥Jewel♥ 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-09 15:55:47 · 22 answers · asked by Lynnie 1 in Polls & Surveys

" This never happened to the other feller..."

2006-09-09 15:55:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I liked Super Mario Brothers, Donkey Kong Country, Diddy Kong's Quest, Super Punchout

2006-09-09 15:55:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-09 15:54:40 · 22 answers · asked by Lynnie 1 in Polls & Surveys

anal lube, anything along those lines

2006-09-09 15:53:35 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-09 15:53:34 · 9 answers · asked by mtgodinez707 1 in Horoscopes

should they show the tape of steve irwins death?

2006-09-09 15:53:31 · 30 answers · asked by SCENE LYKE WHOA 2 in Celebrities

I liked Mario Brothers and Duck Hunt. I also like these two games called Shadowgate and Deja Vu. You had to collect clues to finish the game. I also used to kick my brother's but in some MLB game.

2006-09-09 15:53:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am a huge fan of Skandar Keynes but it seems like nobody else does!!

2006-09-09 15:53:02 · 5 answers · asked by ♥Olivia♥ 4 in Celebrities

FYI, I would preferably have the band members be predominantely male.

Thanks ;)

2006-09-09 15:52:48 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-09 15:52:35 · 24 answers · asked by Lynnie 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-09 15:52:18 · 10 answers · asked by natasha 2 in Movies