one day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of the cows was completely cross eyed. he called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to bring in the cow. the vet took one look at the cow, stuck a tube up the cows butt, and blew into the tube until the cows eyes straightened out.
the vet charged the farmer a hundred bucks, and the farmer went home happy. about one week later, the cows eyes were cross-eyed again, but this time the farmer figured he could probably take care of it himself, so he called his hired hand over, and together they put a tube up the cows butt. the farmer put his lips to the tube and started to blow. strangely, nothing happened, so he asked his hired hand to give it a try. the hired hand removed the tube, turned it around, put it back into the cows butt and started to blow.
'what are you doing?!' asked the farmer, horrified
'heck, I wasn’t gonna use the side that you’d put your lips on,’ came the reply
2006-09-09
15:19:51
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