one day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of the cows was completely cross eyed. he called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to bring in the cow. the vet took one look at the cow, stuck a tube up the cows butt, and blew into the tube until the cows eyes straightened out.
the vet charged the farmer a hundred bucks, and the farmer went home happy. about one week later, the cows eyes were cross-eyed again, but this time the farmer figured he could probably take care of it himself, so he called his hired hand over, and together they put a tube up the cows butt. the farmer put his lips to the tube and started to blow. strangely, nothing happened, so he asked his hired hand to give it a try. the hired hand removed the tube, turned it around, put it back into the cows butt and started to blow.
'what are you doing?!' asked the farmer, horrified
'heck, I wasn’t gonna use the side that you’d put your lips on,’ came the reply
2006-09-09 15:19:51 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The cow was laughing its a@@ off, but was thinking, I hope milk doesn't come out my nose, lol. :)
2006-09-09 15:23:23 · answer #1 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
love it funny times ten got to give a 20 out of 1-10
2006-09-09 15:23:22 · answer #2 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gross but funny!!
2006-09-10 00:00:28 · answer #3 · answered by aawatson3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
UGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
2006-09-09 15:22:38 · answer #4 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-09-10 10:15:12 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋