Entertainment & Music - 9 September 2006

2006-09-09 15:19:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A phone company put an ad in the paper in order to recruit workers. The next day, two groups of wanna-be-workers show up - a crew of five men and a crew of five blonde women.

The company cannot decide who to give the job to, so they give the two groups a test. The company boss says, "Each crew will receive a telephone pole that must be installed into the ground. Whoever is able to hammer it in first will get the job."

Both groups agree that this is a fair test, so off they go in the company trucks with the long telephone poles sticking out the back. A few hours pass, and finally, at 5:00, the male crew returns.

"Yes!" they shout. "We came back first, so we get the job!!"

"Good work, men," says the boss, "However, we must wait until the other crew comes back to make sure that the reason they're delayed is not because of traffic or the truck breaking down."

"Fine, no problem," say the men.

An hour passes, two hours pass, three hours. Finally, at 8:30, the Blonde crew arrives. All the group is flushed and breathing hard, as if they had just gone through harsh labor.

"What happened to you? What took so long?" asks the boss incredulously.

"What do you mean, 'what took so long'?? Do we get the job?"

"YOU get the job? No way! The men were back here HOURS ago!"

"Well, of course they were," say the blondes. "They only put the pole in halfway!!"

2006-09-09 15:18:35 · 4 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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2006-09-09 15:18:01 · 14 answers · asked by IDNTGIVASHT 6 in Polls & Surveys

Who/what band did it?

2006-09-09 15:17:26 · 42 answers · asked by God's Honest Truth 3 in Music

A wealthy man decided it was time for him to get married, but he was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. So he gave each woman $5,000 and watched to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover -- she went to a fancy beauty salon to get her hair done, buys new makeup and several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.


The second went shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third woman invested the money in the stock market and very quickly earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was quite impressed. But how did he choose which one to marry?

If you don't know the answer, you're not thinking. He's a man, he married the one with the biggest b-o-o-b-s.

2006-09-09 15:16:46 · 3 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I just had a quick look at the leaderboard, and I'm wondering how some people can have thousands of points just by answering questions and not being tempted to ask even one.

2006-09-09 15:16:45 · 4 answers · asked by brooklynsss 3 in Other - Entertainment

I heard it was a spinoff from Thats so Raven and Jake Thomas ( Matt from Lizzie MaGiure) and Jason Dolley( Connor from Read It and Weep) Is this true?

2006-09-09 15:16:41 · 2 answers · asked by Kacy! 4 in Television

2006-09-09 15:16:22 · 21 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

think about it laguna beach, sweet 16 and why the hell is Paris Hilton so popular for doing nothing?

2006-09-09 15:16:16 · 16 answers · asked by brazilianbeauty 2 in Polls & Surveys

Im trying to find a band that i like but i cant come up with the name. Its pop punk/alternative like fall out boy.. they might have opened for them? but i dont really know.. any help would be fantastic!

2006-09-09 15:16:15 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-09 15:16:11 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-09-09 15:15:35 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-09 15:15:29 · 30 answers · asked by Angel_Anton 6 in Polls & Surveys

i heard in aug.. but aug has pass lol...

2006-09-09 15:14:34 · 2 answers · asked by sweetgurl6202003 1 in Celebrities

2006-09-09 15:14:22 · 5 answers · asked by Evilbunnyfarts 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-09 15:13:21 · 28 answers · asked by Coffee-Infused Insomniac 1 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-09-09 15:13:17 · 9 answers · asked by IDNTGIVASHT 6 in Polls & Surveys

i hate the kids

2006-09-09 15:13:10 · 26 answers · asked by Vanessa 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-09 15:12:29 · 1 answers · asked by cornelius2002a 1 in Television

also whose a big fan of kelly monaco? i am

2006-09-09 15:12:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-09-09 15:11:59 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i still hear your voice when you sleep next to me,i still feel your touch in my dreams,forgive me my weakness but i dont know why,without you its hard to ...

2006-09-09 15:11:56 · 17 answers · asked by supercoolknight 1 in Music

In a way i think she should. I love her and it would be great to see her do something like that. But on the other hand she wouldn't have time to do her music and i would really miss that. If brandy did the view it would capture more younger viewers.

2006-09-09 15:11:51 · 10 answers · asked by barnell a 1 in Television

2006-09-09 15:11:03 · 12 answers · asked by snow chic 2 in Music

there is a dance coming up and i dunno if i should wear something like a dress or pants...
any tips?

2006-09-09 15:10:52 · 13 answers · asked by ♥? imma b ur shorty♥? 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-09 15:10:47 · 23 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor -- we're going to need a mop.

Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!

Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that... uh... that uh... thingy.

Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 mg of this stuff before?

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of 'em.

Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

I hope his family won't miss him.

And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.

Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?

2006-09-09 15:10:39 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Is Lorne Greene, Pernall Roberts still alive?

2006-09-09 15:10:37 · 16 answers · asked by ninaof12 1 in Celebrities

Boys in the girl's room...
Girls in the men's room...

I'm sure that that part is the chorus, but I don't remember more of the song.. if someone knows it please tell me!!!

2006-09-09 15:10:25 · 3 answers · asked by Dan 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-09 15:09:43 · 13 answers · asked by Angel_Anton 6 in Polls & Surveys