Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Someone call the janitor -- we're going to need a mop.
Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!
Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad dog!
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that... uh... that uh... thingy.
Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 mg of this stuff before?
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of 'em.
Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
I hope his family won't miss him.
And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.
Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?
2006-09-09 15:10:39 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe..i had an aneurism in the left side of my brain when i was a little kid. my older sister use to tease years later, 'oh whoops, i hope they didnt take out one too many things there...'
2006-09-10 02:43:13 · answer #1 · answered by sueet2b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually heard this right before a surgery. My doctor had an intern and asked if he coudl go into teh operating room, I was fine with it, and as they put the gas on my mouth I saw my doctor and the intern near a machine next to me and my doctor said, "Hm, I wonder what this does" and then I woke up in the recovery room :)
2006-09-11 11:54:52 · answer #2 · answered by erica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A mental hospital
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.
"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."
"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry."
2006-09-09 22:13:35 · answer #3 · answered by Queen A 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nurse, did this patient sign a donor card?
2006-09-09 22:15:48 · answer #4 · answered by myquietangel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey anybody see my keys?
Discount medical school was the best $30.00 I ever spent.
My seeing eye dog did the cutest thing the other day.
2006-09-09 22:13:52 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why is that little line across the screen going flat?
2006-09-09 22:14:50 · answer #6 · answered by Sixth_Sense 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, who turned off the lights?
2006-09-09 22:13:12 · answer #7 · answered by T Time 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
My sister actually did wake up during surgery, and she told me the terror of it. Spooky!
2006-09-10 17:20:07 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about
"I've never performed this on a human before!"
2006-09-10 00:31:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We've about run out of the anaethesia
2006-09-09 22:13:52 · answer #10 · answered by jansu 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋