It was a hot day in Minnesota.
Helga hung the wash out to dry, put a roast in the oven, and then went downtown to pick up the dry cleaning.
"Gootness, It's hotter dan heck today", she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street. She passed a tavern and thought, "Vy Nodt"?
So she walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender came over and asked her what she would like to drink. "Ya know", Helga said, "It is zo hot, I tink I'll have myself a cold beer".
"Anheuser Busch"? the bartender asked.
Helga blushed, and replied, "Er.... uh... Vell fine, tanks, und how's yur viener"?
2006-09-08
02:38:41
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