It was a hot day in Minnesota.
Helga hung the wash out to dry, put a roast in the oven, and then went downtown to pick up the dry cleaning.
"Gootness, It's hotter dan heck today", she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street. She passed a tavern and thought, "Vy Nodt"?
So she walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender came over and asked her what she would like to drink. "Ya know", Helga said, "It is zo hot, I tink I'll have myself a cold beer".
"Anheuser Busch"? the bartender asked.
Helga blushed, and replied, "Er.... uh... Vell fine, tanks, und how's yur viener"?
2006-09-08 02:38:41 · 5 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm sorry I got my viener shot off in da vor, so I vind tis not vunny! Just kidding! I laughed my butt off, very funny.
2006-09-09 04:33:34 · answer #1 · answered by basscatcher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why try this is advisable to drink to get sexy...Is the guy your attempting to be with that remote the grotesque tree this is clever to get under the impact of alcohol to discover her or him eye-catching and function to have intercourse with.......attempt now no longer ingesting that much less costly beer that's provided in a carton lol feels like imitation beer: )
2016-12-18 06:51:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer....!
2006-09-08 02:45:32 · answer #3 · answered by otteri selvakumar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait..are these vampires or people?
2006-09-08 02:41:05 · answer #4 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! cheers^^
2006-09-08 04:11:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋